# Corrupt A Wish
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/21 "2007-11-07T08:32:33Z")
Congrats, you are now 4 years old and really pumped about your new velcro shoes.
I wish the mullet headed cowboy on the horse in my garage was a short redhead with big tits.
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/22 "2007-11-07T08:35:13Z")
I wish my boss gave me a raise.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/23 "2007-11-07T08:36:52Z")
Granted, but hes still a cowboy.
i wish i had a nice new motorcycle.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/24 "2007-11-07T08:41:42Z")
granted, there is a nice new motorcycle in your garage…but you don’t have the key
I wish I had more candy at work.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/25 "2007-11-07T08:45:16Z")
Granted, but it’s eye candy: Hot women with way bigger tits than you. :ohyeah:
I wish I worked there too.
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/26 "2007-11-07T08:46:57Z")
You work there too, at the AIDS clinic.
I wish my apartment wasn’t a shithole.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/27 "2007-11-07T08:47:16Z")
You work here too, as you are the only gay guy in the office.
I wish I didn’t have to drive home to buffalo next weekend
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/28 "2007-11-07T08:48:13Z")
Edit: too slow
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/29 "2007-11-07T09:27:02Z")
You aren’t driving to Buffalo. Instead, you are following Google Map’s directions on getting to Paris.
I wish Schema didn’t ruin the flow of this thread.
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/30 "2007-11-07T09:47:13Z")
[quote=“sureshot007,post:29,topic:38337"”]
You aren’t driving to Buffalo. Instead, you are following Google Map’s directions on getting to Paris.
I wish Schema didn’t ruin the flow of this thread.
[/quote]
Granted
I wish that someone would corupt his wish because I have nothing for it.
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/31 "2007-11-07T10:01:53Z")
Granted.
I wish I was a little bit taller…
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/32 "2007-11-07T10:04:51Z")
Granted but now your dick is only 2 inches.
I wish my HD box wasn’t broken ☹
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### Author:  [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/33 "2007-11-07T10:07:57Z")
sure, but the only program you can watch is the two fat ladies cooking show and they’re speaking in spanish, and you are granted the x-ray vision mentioned above.
I wish I could leave work early.
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/34 "2007-11-07T10:13:09Z")
[quote=“Geoff,post:33,topic:38337"”]
sure, but the only program you can watch is the two fat ladies cooking show and they’re speaking in spanish, and you are granted the x-ray vision mentioned above.
I wish I could leave work early.
[/quote]
Granted, but theres a 4 hour traffic jam outside your office.
I wish I didn’t have to go into this frozen tundra to get lunch.
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/35 "2007-11-07T10:23:29Z")
[quote=“ryanmcell,post:34,topic:38337"”]
Granted, but theres a 4 hour traffic jam outside your office.
I wish I didn’t have to go into this frozen tundra to get lunch.
[/quote]
Granted, but you will now get food poisoning from your lunch
I wish I didn’t have to go to the dmv today
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/36 "2007-11-07T10:23:33Z")
Granted, now you have to wait for a parade to cross that takes 4 hrs anyways
I wish I could do anything I want with no consequences
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/37 "2007-11-07T10:29:25Z")
Granded but your now a poodle
I wish I was done with school and at the sabre game already
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/38 "2007-11-07T10:31:13Z")
Granted, you have no degree now and your selling tickets outside the sabres game to make a living.
I wish I had a nice tan.
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/39 "2007-11-07T10:32:29Z")
[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:38,topic:38337"”]
Granted, you have no degree now and your selling tickets outside the sabres game to make a living.
I wish I had a nice tan.
[/quote]
TOO EASY
granted…but you now have skin cancer
I wish I had a life supply of crystal light
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/40 "2007-11-07T10:33:24Z")
granted now you are diabetic
I wish I didnt have to work anymore
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