# Corrupt A Wish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/41 "2007-11-07T10:35:35Z")
Now that you are unemployed, you have to sell your car(s) to pay the bills. I also wish I didn’t have to go to the DMV today. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/42 "2007-11-07T10:39:29Z")
Granted, instead you have to go get checked for STD’s (we all know what that examine includes) _cough_ I wish I had a pink dell computer. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/43 "2007-11-07T10:40:58Z")
granted, now its infested with viruses I wish my HW would finish itself ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/44 "2007-11-07T11:17:46Z")
[quote=“boardjnky4,post:43,topic:38337"”] granted, now its infested with viruses I wish my HW would finish itself [/quote] Granted, but it scored a 64% and failed itself I wish I could see Ozzy in concert ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/45 "2007-11-07T11:18:47Z")
Granted, but you’re the bat he bites the head off. I wish I had a brand new set of snow tires for my car. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/46 "2007-11-07T11:25:27Z")
Granted. 2 Snow tires. Front wheels. ![http://www.sacramentoareamustang.org/tirechains/P1010014big.JPG](http://www.sacramentoareamustang.org/tirechains/P1010014big.JPG) I wish this control logic would write itself. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/47 "2007-11-07T11:29:30Z")
granted, control logic writes itself, and takes over the world I wish that cse396 wasnt require for graduation ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/48 "2007-11-07T11:56:43Z")
Done. You’re a math major with no marketable skills. I wish I had a big cup of starbucks coffee in front of me. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/49 "2007-11-07T11:58:34Z")
[quote=“Fry,post:48,topic:38337"”] Done. You’re a math major with no marketable skills. I wish I had a big cup of starbucks coffee in front of me. [/quote] It is…but teh creamer you used is spoiled. I wish It was snowing so I didnt have to ride a snowmobile on woodchips today ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/50 "2007-11-07T12:00:01Z")
granted, but its so big that while you attempt to drink it, it tips and crushes you. I wish my kitten didn’t shit so much ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/51 "2007-11-07T12:01:42Z")
[quote=“Supraman,post:50,topic:38337"”] granted, but its so big that while you attempt to drink it, it tips and crushes you. I wish my kitten didn’t shit so much [/quote] Slow response… your kitten doesn’t shit at all…and is constipated…pay vet bill of $500 I wish we would have 3 feet of snow right now ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/52 "2007-11-07T12:04:32Z")
[quote=“sedlmeier101,post:51,topic:38337"”] Slow response… your kitten doesn’t shit at all…and is constipated…pay vet bill of $500 I wish we would have 3 feet of snow right now [/quote] i was reading the other posts… granted, you have your 3 feet of snow… but its all yellow. I wish I had some food in the house. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/53 "2007-11-07T12:12:21Z")
granted, but you now have 1000 lbs of hampster pellets. I wish i had more gooder grammer skills. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/54 "2007-11-07T12:13:51Z")
granted, now your full time job is a spell checker on nyspeed for 4 bucks an hour i wish i had some fresh drinking water right now. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/55 "2007-11-07T12:15:26Z")
granted, but now your swimming in the middle of lake ontario. i wish nyspeed spell checkers got paid more. ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/56 "2007-11-07T12:17:31Z")
granted, we pay you just enough more to set you into the next tax bracket and now you actually are making less. I wish it was 5pm ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/57 "2007-11-07T12:20:53Z")
granted, it’s 5pm and your employer just asked you to stay until 1 a.m. I wish that my car was out of the shop. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/58 "2007-11-07T12:24:11Z")
Granted. That will be $89.50 for your oil change please. I wish I was getting head right now. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/59 "2007-11-07T12:26:29Z")
too easy GRANTED, rubicant only charged you 5 bucks this time. I wish that I could get a massage tonight by my hot boyfriend 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/60 "2007-11-07T12:27:26Z")
granted, but your boyfriend is now skunk I wish the sabres would win tonight [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=4)