# Corrupt A Wish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/61 "2007-11-07T12:29:40Z")
Granted. Sabres won the cross dressing show at Marcellas. I wish I had a chicken wing pizza. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/62 "2007-11-07T12:30:30Z")
granted, but that shape is round… i wish you would reply to the current wish ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/63 "2007-11-07T12:31:52Z")
Granted, but the reply sucked. I still wish I had a chicken wing pizza. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/64 "2007-11-07T12:33:57Z")
Granted but the pizza flys away I wish I had a whore under my desk giving my a bj ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/65 "2007-11-07T12:35:51Z")
Granted. There is a whore under your desk repeatedly giving you a Ball Jab. I wish for a chicken finger sub from John’s. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/66 "2007-11-07T12:37:53Z")
Granted but its forced down your throat without allowing you to chew. I wish for a giant raise. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/67 "2007-11-07T12:42:55Z")
granted, but you have joined the monestary and will not see a penny. i wish i had free tim hortons cofee for life ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/68 "2007-11-07T12:51:00Z")
granted, but the only person you are allowed to now speak with is the\_russian and you commit suicide. I wish it wasn’t cold out… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/69 "2007-11-07T12:56:43Z")
Granted but you now live in Iraq I wish I had 40 grand ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/70 "2007-11-07T13:05:31Z")
Granted, but it’s 40 grand pianos. I wish I had a beer. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/71 "2007-11-07T13:14:34Z")
Granted, you have a nice case of odouls beer in front of you. I wish it wasnt dark at 5pm ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/72 "2007-11-07T13:25:02Z")
Granted. It’s dark at 4:30. I wish I didn’t have a 10 page group paper in Organizational Behavior due on Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/73 "2007-11-07T13:25:04Z")
Granted but you are now banned from moving up in the company for failing to write the paper I wish i had some powerthirst rocket edition Edit was slow ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/74 "2007-11-07T14:38:03Z")
granted, but there was a roufie(spelling?) in it I wish my dog would stop barking at me for being on the computer ---
**Author:** ![Roush97](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roush97/32/7424_2.png) [@Roush97](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roush97)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/75 "2007-11-07T14:41:16Z")
grant, now he only barks when you have sex I wish my car wasn’t so slow ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/76 "2007-11-07T14:47:49Z")
Granted, but it’s still a Neon I wish I was eating BWW boneless wings ---
**Author:** ![98kbcobra](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98kbcobra/32/7450_2.png) [@98kbcobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98kbcobra)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/77 "2007-11-07T14:53:36Z")
Granted, you’re enjoying a big plate of BWW’s newest flavor, pink lemonade. I wish my Boss at work would get fired. ---
**Author:** ![Supraman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/supraman/32/7307_2.png) [@Supraman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Supraman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/78 "2007-11-07T14:57:06Z")
granted, but now he is sleeping with your gf, fiance, wife I wish this semester was done. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/79 "2007-11-07T15:20:28Z")
[quote=“Supraman,post:78,topic:38337"”] granted, but now he is sleeping with your gf, fiance, wife I wish this semester was done. [/quote] It’s done…you now have 14 more semesters to go. I wish I won the lottery ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/80 "2007-11-07T15:29:50Z")
[quote=“sedlmeier101,post:79,topic:38337"”] It’s done…you now have 14 more semesters to go. I wish I won the lottery [/quote] granted. but then your winning lotto ticket blew off into the wind, leaving you with a slight comprehension of ‘karma.’ I wish I was the ultimate guitar hero. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=5)