# Corrupt A Wish
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/81 "2007-11-07T15:33:51Z")
Granted but now GH nerds are haxoring your live acct to defeat you.
I wish it was midnight so I can go home
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### Author:  [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/82 "2007-11-07T15:46:15Z")
granted, but you’re going to go home and find your house was broken into
I wish i wasn’t bored reading the OT section of NYSPEED 🙂
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### Author:  [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/83 "2007-11-07T16:30:02Z")
[quote=“91CRXSI,post:82,topic:38337"”]
granted, but you’re going to go home and find your house was broken into
I wish i wasn’t bored reading the OT section of NYSPEED 🙂
[/quote]
granted you are really looking at gay porn
wish i could have sex with a monkey
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/84 "2007-11-07T16:32:23Z")
[quote=“dubbin91,post:83,topic:38337"”]
granted you are really looking at gay porn
wish i could have sex with a monkey
[/quote]
Granted, now you are having sex with Skunky.
I wish this computer wasn’t a piece of shit.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/85 "2007-11-07T16:34:31Z")
[quote=“ryanmcell,post:84,topic:38337"”]
Granted, now you are having sex with Skunky.
I wish this computer wasn’t a piece of shit.
[/quote]
granted. you find yourself no longer typing on a “POS”, but an actual piece of shit. your fingers are muddy. is that mud?
i wish i had a cat
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/86 "2007-11-07T16:35:41Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:85,topic:38337"”]
granted. you find yourself no longer typing on a “POS”, but an actual piece of shit. your fingers are muddy. is that mud?
i wish i had a cat
[/quote]
Granted but now that cat attacked your neighbor and they are suing you for everything you have.
I wish I was no longer typing on an actual piece of shit.
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### Author:  [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/87 "2007-11-07T16:37:44Z")
granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock
i wish i’d get a raise at work
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/88 "2007-11-07T16:44:33Z")
[quote=“ieatpaint315,post:87,topic:38337"”]
granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock
i wish i’d get a raise at work
[/quote]
Granted, you now make $.01 more than you did before, but that pushed you into a new tax bracket so now you ultimately make less.
I wish my co-workers had funny hats on, that would make the day go by faster.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/89 "2007-11-07T16:44:39Z")
[quote=“ieatpaint315,post:87,topic:38337"”]
granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock
i wish i’d get a raise at work
[/quote]
granted. but the raise you got at work was your penis, and now you realize the boner you received was caused by your 40 year old male boss.
i wish i didn’t think 2 1/2 men was so funny
(late.)
mcell:
granted. but the funny hats your coworkers are wearing are actually gas masks. you work for the CDC, and are working without a gas mask on. Stupid. You’ve inhaled some weird monkey pox and before long your erectile dysfunction problems will be the least of your worries.
Again, I wish I didn’t like 2 1/2 men.
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/90 "2007-11-07T16:49:43Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:89,topic:38337"”]
granted. but the raise you got at work was your penis, and now you realize the boner you received was caused by your 40 year old male boss.
i wish i didn’t think 2 1/2 men was so funny
(late.)
mcell:
granted. but the funny hats your coworkers are wearing are actually gas masks. you work for the CDC, and are working without a gas mask on. Stupid. You’ve inhaled some weird monkey pox and before long your erectile dysfunction problems will be the least of your worries.
Again, I wish I didn’t like 2 1/2 men.
[/quote]
Granted, now you like 3 1/2 men naked inside you. Ouch you butt is swollen, and you have aids.
I wish I was immune to the negative affects of the game
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### Author:  [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/91 "2007-11-07T16:52:00Z")
granted, but you’re not immune to aids… and guess what u got it!
I wish i didnt sell the seats from my CRX
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/92 "2007-11-07T16:53:58Z")
[quote=“91CRXSI,post:91,topic:38337"”]
granted, but you’re not immune to aids… and guess what u got it!
I wish i didnt sell the seats from my CRX
[/quote]
Granted! But now you have seats from a CRX. Blank stare. Awkward pause. :smash2: (JK)
I wish i could play guitar.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/93 "2007-11-07T16:56:18Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:92,topic:38337"”]
Granted! But now you have seats from a CRX. Blank stare. Awkward pause. :smash2: (JK)
I wish i could play guitar.
[/quote]
granted, but now you have to deal with axel rose trying to rape you every night.
i wish the hot new girl would give better head.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/94 "2007-11-07T17:00:22Z")
granted, but her steroid raged boyfriend finds out, and you are now in the hospital with no dick
I wish the sabres score more goals then Boston tonight
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/95 "2007-11-07T17:01:37Z")
granted, but they lose miller, vanek, briere, drury, and afinaginov to injury. oh…
i wish harbor frieght would have a massive black friday sale.
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/96 "2007-11-07T17:03:12Z")
[quote=“Nikuk,post:95,topic:38337"”]
granted, but they lose miller, vanek, briere, drury, and afinaginov to injury. oh…
i wish harbor frieght would have a massive black friday sale.
[/quote]
Granted but then they go out of business and you realize you bought all the wrong things and now are stuck with them.
I wish NYspeed night crew would pwn the day crew.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/97 "2007-11-07T17:05:04Z")
granted. now the night crew all get shitty 3rd shift jobs @ dennys.
i wish this chair was more comfortable.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/98 "2007-11-07T17:05:57Z")
[quote=“nikuk
,post:96,topic:38337"”]
i wish this chair was more comfortable
[/quote]
Granted. You find yourself in a padded room sitting comfortably. Your nose itches yet you can’t scratch it. You live this way forever.
I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/99 "2007-11-07T17:07:07Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:98,topic:38337"”]
Granted. But the world implodes upon itself, causing a snowball to lay comfortably in hell while monkeys do in fact fly out of your butt. It’s the twilight zone.
I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.
[/quote]
granted, bu now you owe rubicant another BJ.
i wish my shepard would stop start wiping her feet when she comes in.
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/100 "2007-11-07T17:07:11Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:98,topic:38337"”]
Granted. But the world implodes upon itself, causing a snowball to lay comfortably in hell while monkeys do in fact fly out of your butt. It’s the twilight zone.
I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.
[/quote]
Granted, but now you are in love with each other and you gave him your hiv. You both have 3 weeks to live.
I wish my sig was cooler.
(beaten damn)
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