# Corrupt A Wish
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/101 "2007-11-07T17:22:23Z")
granted. but new sig is too big and howie bans you.
i wish some of the replies weren’t so weak.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/102 "2007-11-07T17:38:46Z")
granted, but now you’re the only one posting.
i wish i had a steak.
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/103 "2007-11-07T17:53:46Z")
Granted but the steak has mad cow and your head explodes
I wish i could nail the hot supervisor at work
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### Author:  [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/104 "2007-11-07T17:56:01Z")
[quote=“The\_Russian,post:103,topic:38337"”]
Granted but the steak has mad cow and your head explodes
I wish i could nail the hot supervisor at work
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granted but the hot supervisor was really a man
i wish i had more beer
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/105 "2007-11-07T17:59:31Z")
Granted but its root beer and you cant drink it because of the foam
I wish I had an actual office not a cubicle
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/106 "2007-11-07T18:41:31Z")
-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/107 "2007-11-07T18:55:43Z")
Granted - you are a short, black, one hit wonder from the early 90s, and now you are broke.
I wish there wasn’t a car on it’s side in my garage.
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/108 "2007-11-07T19:26:08Z")
granted but its on its roof
i wish i had a bigger house
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/109 "2007-11-07T19:58:20Z")
[quote=“TORQDSS,post:108,topic:38337"”]
granted but its on its roof
i wish i had a bigger house
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granted, you now have a 1,000,000,000 sq foot house, you get lost in the bathroom and are forced to survive on toilet water
i wish my 240 was already finished
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/110 "2007-11-07T20:24:36Z")
granted, but it burst into flames on first test drive, now its REALLY finished
i wish someone would buy my car
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/111 "2007-11-07T20:28:17Z")
granted, but u sold it for a lowball offer from speedped97 =P
i wish i didnt buy a DSM
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### Author:  [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/112 "2007-11-07T20:48:06Z")
granted you now drive a ford tempo
I wish my evo didnt need a clutch
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/113 "2007-11-07T20:49:20Z")
granted, but you drive a dsm, 20 miles later something else breaks
I wish I could play Metroid Prime 3 instead of do HW
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### Author:  [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/114 "2007-11-07T21:27:21Z")
granted but you never went to school and will now flip burgers for life.
Wish I had a porsche GT3
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/115 "2007-11-07T21:34:59Z")
granted, but its a 1/24 scale diecast, and you keep trying to show it to girls to impress them
i wish i had a supermodel as a gf
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### Author:  [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/116 "2007-11-07T21:41:19Z")
Granted but shes a plus size supermodel
I wish i wasnt bored.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/117 "2007-11-07T21:48:21Z")
granted but you realizie that things like this turn you on soon after finding it [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=730948#post730948](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=730948#post730948)
I wish I had no worries
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/118 "2007-11-07T21:53:37Z")
granted, you now are incapable of giving a damn about anything. you die crossing the street to get the mail because u werent worried about traffic.
i wish more people would encourage me to run 20% nitromethane / 80% race gas in the 240
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/119 "2007-11-08T03:07:09Z")
granted, but you need to eat beans all day to provide the race gas
I wish I had a bunch of coconuts.
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/120 "2007-11-08T04:16:44Z")
Granted. Now you have 2 large coconuts, and you need to wear a bra.
I wish my job was fun.
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