# Corrupt A Wish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/121 "2007-11-08T04:33:03Z")
[quote=“sureshot007,post:120,topic:38337"”] Granted. Now you have 2 large coconuts, and you need to wear a bra. I wish my job was fun. [/quote] granted your job is giving blow jobs. I wish gas prices would drop ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/122 "2007-11-08T04:59:41Z")
Gas prices drop to $0 because there is no more in the world. You are now forced to drive a gay ass electric car. I wish Microsoft made something that actually worked right. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/123 "2007-11-08T05:07:22Z")
granted, but now everyone uses macs i wish i didnt have to wake up so damn early today ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/124 "2007-11-08T05:10:55Z")
You have been allowed to sleep in today, but from this day forward, you have chronic insomnia. I wish Darwinism was allowed to dispatch more dumb people in the world. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/125 "2007-11-08T05:12:21Z")
granted, now everyone is way smarter then you and you are a bum I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not get fat ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/126 "2007-11-08T05:26:48Z")
Granted, you now have clogged arteries and need surgery. I wish it was snowing more and more! ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/127 "2007-11-08T05:28:57Z")
granted, you door is now snowed shut I wish I owned a snowmobile ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/128 "2007-11-08T06:41:23Z")
granted, but it is slower than a dogsled. i wish we had a tech to do all the crap work i keep putting off. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/129 "2007-11-08T06:43:56Z")
granted, a tech comes in, does all your work, and you lose your job because they no longer need you. i wish coffee didn’t make me dizzy. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/130 "2007-11-08T10:04:31Z")
Instead it makes you pee yourself I wish my coffee cup was full…of beer ---
**Author:** ![AndyB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@AndyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AndyB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/131 "2007-11-08T10:19:02Z")
granted, beer turns you into an alcholic I wish my wife was into anal sex ---
**Author:** ![slacker127](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slacker127/32/7378_2.png) [@slacker127](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slacker127)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/132 "2007-11-08T10:35:50Z")
Granted, she is into anal then you find out after all these years that your gay because you love sicking your dick in peoples asses. i wish AndyB would learn how to work on his own car. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/133 "2007-11-08T11:01:36Z")
granted, now you are so impressed by his work, you want to have sex with him. i wish you would have had a better way of corrupting his wish. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/134 "2007-11-08T11:56:58Z")
Granted. AndyB’s wife loves anal, but he’s getting sick of her putting stuff in his ass. I wish for a pizza. ---
**Author:** ![slacker127](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slacker127/32/7378_2.png) [@slacker127](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slacker127)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/135 "2007-11-08T12:08:44Z")
GRANTED, ![http://www.jonco48.com/blog/pizza_20boy_small.jpg](http://www.jonco48.com/blog/pizza_20boy_small.jpg) i wish for world peace ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/136 "2007-11-08T12:13:35Z")
:lol: Dammit! Granted, now Aliens invade and take over because we’re too sissy to defend ourselves. I wish for a board with a nail. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/137 "2007-11-08T12:43:09Z")
granted, you are now dilbert. i wish it did not take me so long to scan and convert and save that damn pic. ---
**Author:** ![slacker127](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slacker127/32/7378_2.png) [@slacker127](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slacker127)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/138 "2007-11-08T12:49:02Z")
granted, it dose not ![http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/cocomuffincookie/YouFail-1.jpg](http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/cocomuffincookie/YouFail-1.jpg) j/k i wish gay guys would stop hitting on me when i go out. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/139 "2007-11-08T13:02:31Z")
Granted. You’re gayer and hit on them first. I wish hot chicks would start hitting on me when I go out. ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/140 "2007-11-08T13:12:31Z")
[quote=“Fry,post:139,topic:38337"”] Granted. You’re gayer and hit on them first. I wish hot chicks would start hitting on me when I go out. [/quote] granted they have something hanging down below between the legs. I wish i was at happy hour at a strip club with naked women all around [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=6) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337.md?page=8)