# Corrupt A Wish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/141 "2007-11-08T13:24:13Z")
granted, the women are all 75 years old i wish people would stop making gay jokes out of all of these ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/142 "2007-11-08T13:37:40Z")
granted, but now your gay and miss them. i wish i did not have to sit through class while my prof. reads slides verbatim ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/143 "2007-11-08T13:40:06Z")
Granted. He wings it, using tons of space fillers and not connecting thoughts. All in a thick Indian accent. I wish my OB professor didn’t use “right?” as a space filler every third word. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/144 "2007-11-08T13:50:31Z")
granted, but now your prof is a T/A with a thick russian accent. i wish i could make a living working 40 hour weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/145 "2007-11-08T13:53:26Z")
Granted. You’re a project manager at Praxair. I hope you like politics. I wish I knew what to make for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/146 "2007-11-08T14:04:23Z")
granted, i’ll be home by 9 to eat it. I wish i were smart. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/147 "2007-11-08T14:08:49Z")
granted, but now you teach sign language to retarded monkeys. i wish for pizza & wings ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/148 "2007-11-08T16:26:30Z")
I just showed up…from Dominos. I wish the night crew didn’t suck at life. ---
**Author:** ![AndyB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@AndyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AndyB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/149 "2007-11-08T17:40:46Z")
granted, now the day time crew sucks just as bad I wish bigtymer would get his POS bmw out of steveos garage so I could pull my engine and start the build:rant: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/150 "2007-11-08T17:42:38Z")
Bigtymer pulls his car out, and right into your living room. I wish Mighty didn’t screw up my order. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/151 "2007-11-08T17:44:33Z")
granted, but your stand collapses leaving you legs trapped under your longblock. God leaves you stranded for 3 days before anyone comes by to check on you. Your girlfriend shows up just a little too late, by this point everything below your belly button is useless, so she calls 911 then goes shopping for a new, better hung bf. I wish golf swing were better. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/152 "2007-11-08T17:45:10Z")
granted, but you get the shits right before sexy time with chino, and he walks out on you i wish my kitchen would clean itself ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/153 "2007-11-08T17:48:54Z")
Clean Kitchen, I shit on yer living room floor though, oops. I wish my laundry would clean itself. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/154 "2007-11-08T17:50:30Z")
wow, fuct that one up. granted, but the blood stains never come out. Now you’re in a cell with O.J., and he hasn’t had sex in a while. I wish the bills could continue this winning streak. ---
**Author:** ![AndyB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@AndyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AndyB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/155 "2007-11-08T17:51:39Z")
granted, but now they move to toronto at the end of the season I wish fast and furious spoilers on my del sol would be cool ---
**Author:** ![slacker127](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slacker127/32/7378_2.png) [@slacker127](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slacker127)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/156 "2007-11-08T18:13:29Z")
Granted. But even the magical powers of wish making are not enough to make huge picnic table style spoilers cool because they look like the inside of an ass and there is no way to ever change that…EVER. i wish AndyB would looking at body kits ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/157 "2007-11-08T18:38:02Z")
He stopped lookin, shopping for spinnin hub caps now. Wish the sabres could get their heads outta their asses! ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/158 "2007-11-08T18:59:50Z")
granted, but they wiped them clean on your shirt. I wish I had more time to spend with my wife. (Door’s open guys!!!) ---
**Author:** ![BadnewsMike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/badnewsmike/32/7419_2.png) [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/159 "2007-11-08T20:26:31Z")
Granted, but just as friends as she turn gay and wont let you watch. I wish my car would start in the cold… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/160 "2007-11-09T05:07:48Z")
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