# Corrupt A Wish
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337 "2007-11-07T04:46:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 9
### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/161 "2007-11-09T05:11:59Z")
granted, sunlight 24/7 and you never get to sleep
I wish for world peace
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/162 "2007-11-09T05:14:31Z")
granted, now you have to sleep at your desk.
I wish I were omnipotent
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/163 "2007-11-09T05:14:57Z")
granted, but because of global warming and the hole in the ozone, the sunlight blinds you and u have to work for a deodorant company sniffing armpits.
I wish it was summer.
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/164 "2007-11-09T05:18:24Z")
Granted, summer at the north pole.
I wish I drove a Lambo
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/165 "2007-11-09T05:25:01Z")
granted, but its got no seats. You sit on a milk crate.
I wish the paint on my car wasnt so shitty
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### Author:  [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/166 "2007-11-09T06:14:52Z")
granted but now you have lead poisoning
I wish i had a better job
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/167 "2007-11-09T07:04:59Z")
granted, but now you spend all your time at work and end up moving in there.
I wish NYspeed would change its name to Motocrossx23isfuckingamazing.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/168 "2007-11-09T07:09:05Z")
Granted. Site fails.
I wish I could find a Wii in stock somewhere.
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### Author:  [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/169 "2007-11-09T07:10:22Z")
Granted but you have to travel to china to get it
I wish I could find bowling for the wii
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/170 "2007-11-09T07:11:55Z")
Granted, but it’s at my buddy’s house. It rocks.
I wish I could find a Wii in stock in WNY.
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/171 "2007-11-09T07:17:00Z")
Granted. But when you got it home, it wasn’t a Wii in the box, rather it was Wee in the box. Maybe that’s what the yellow stain was…
I wish my boss took the day off.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/172 "2007-11-09T07:18:24Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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Granted, but then you become part of the denizens who sit around and play mock sports instead of real exercise. Before long you are fat and disgusting, all awhile failing to bowl a 300 in Wii Sports. Eventually Diabieties (sp) sits in, and you die eating french fries.
I wish I had some time to play COD4.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/173 "2007-11-09T07:21:59Z")
Granted, but then you become part of the denizens who sit around and play COD4 instead of exercise. Before long you are fat and disgusting, all awhile failing to get laid. Eventually Diabieties (sp) sits in, and you die eating french fries.
I wish I had some french fries.
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/174 "2007-11-09T07:24:12Z")
Granted, but you die from diabietes.
I wish I had diabieties.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/175 "2007-11-09T07:33:06Z")
Granted. You have diabetes.
I wish I didn’t have to write an OIU in BASIC. :hang:
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/176 "2007-11-09T07:43:17Z")
Granted, you now have to write two OIU’s in BASIC, without using PowerBASIC or any other compilers you’d use. =P
I wish class was cancelled and I had a 12 pack of Sam Adams next to me.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/177 "2007-11-09T07:47:24Z")
Granted. You don’t have a bottle opener.
I wish I wasn’t writing a BASIC OIU in notepad.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/178 "2007-11-09T07:50:49Z")
granted, but now your application must be XP compliant.
i wish work would have sent me for more labview training.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/179 "2007-11-09T07:55:11Z")
Granted, but LABVIEW sucks, so instead they stick you with LEGO Mindstorms hahaha
I wish my fender strat didnt need new pickups.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-a-wish/38337/180 "2007-11-09T07:56:37Z")
granted, but you now prefer guitar hero.
i wish i had lego mindstorms
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