# Corrupt my wish - Forum Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 24, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002 "2007-10-24T16:40:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/1 "2007-10-24T16:40:26Z")
The object here is to write a wish. The next person to reply grants your wish, but there’s a consequence or twist to it… (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Another rule is that you must wait a few more points to post again. Example: 1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision. 2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. I wish I had a turbo kit in my Civic. 3rd Person: Granted, but it weighs 200 lbs. I wish I had a Honda NSX-R. 4th Person: Granted, but you’d have to pick it up from the salvage yard." Okay, I’ll start. I wish winter never came. ---
**Author:** ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/2 "2007-10-24T16:56:12Z")
granted. but it will rain everyday. i wish i had a 20,000 sq/ft house ---
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/3 "2007-10-24T20:08:05Z")
> [@Kicklow](#): > > granted. but it will rain everyday. > > i wish i had a 20,000 sq/ft house granted but its in the middle of the ocean. I wish I was a little bit taller… ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/4 "2007-10-24T20:11:07Z")
granted but you could not walk. I wish i was a baller ;D ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/5 "2007-10-25T06:51:05Z")
> [@bennyfizzle](#): > > granted but you could not walk. > > I wish i was a baller ;D Granted but you are a basketballer and you never get passed the ball. I wish I had a million members. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/6 "2007-10-25T07:20:15Z")
granted but they would all be no longer than 3.7" I wish i had a FUCKING JAEGA BOMB! ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/7 "2007-10-25T07:24:09Z")
granted, but you cant drink it i wish i had a billion dollars ---
**Author:** ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/8 "2007-10-25T19:30:45Z")
granted but its in monopoly money i wish i had a better job ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/9 "2007-10-25T19:31:52Z")
granted but your getting paid 1$ an hour i wish i had a Ferrari F430 ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/10 "2007-10-25T19:35:00Z")
granted but it would be powered by the 3ee out of a toyota tercel i wish it was friday ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/11 "2007-10-25T19:37:10Z")
granted but your stuck in your house, no transportation, nowhere to go i wish i was in Cali ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/12 "2007-10-25T19:50:56Z")
granted but you would be in the direct path of a raging forest fire I wish for Hillary Clinton to drop out of the Presidential Race ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/13 "2007-10-25T19:52:06Z")
granted but she’d be dropping out because she got pregnant with your child i wish i had a jessica alba real doll :rofl ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/14 "2007-10-25T21:16:31Z")
Granted, but due to the manufacturring process, it ended up having a penis. I wish I could moonwalk on Earth. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/15 "2007-10-26T05:39:14Z")
granted, you have the ability, but you have no legs i wish for a pop tart ---
**Author:** ![Oleg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oleg/32/6276_2.png) [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/16 "2007-10-26T06:39:47Z")
granted, but it will be administered intravenously i wish all my student loans were paid off ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/17 "2007-10-26T06:54:59Z")
Granted, but you’re anus is the one that paid for it. I wish I was a porn star. A straight porn star. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/18 "2007-10-26T07:33:42Z")
granted but it would only be bestial porn i wish i could take a shit in my bathroom at work right now (construction ftl :() ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/19 "2007-10-26T09:30:44Z")
granted but you have to do it in your pants i wish my car was as cool as an ///M :o ---
**Author:** ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/20 "2007-10-26T10:39:55Z")
Granted, but it strangley resembeled a fruit stripe gum advertisement. I wish a brain and a vagina could co-exist. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002.md?page=2)