# Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 24, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002 "2007-10-24T16:40:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/221 "2008-02-19T09:18:44Z")

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granted but you only have a small patch of hair and its now pink

i wish it wasnt snowing

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/222 "2008-02-19T09:20:03Z")

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granted but then it would be raining bear cavalries

i wish i had a lion on a horse

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/223 "2008-02-19T10:20:53Z")

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granted but the lion eats the horse

i wish i wasnt bored

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**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/224 "2008-02-19T10:34:05Z")

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Granted, your watching male strippers

I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch.

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/225 "2008-02-19T14:02:30Z")

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granted, its balls in your mouth

i wish there were more intelligent things to talk about

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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/226 "2008-02-21T10:23:45Z")

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granted but you just lost every possible way to communicate with ppl

i wish CPD didnt pull me over every time i drive in colonie

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**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/227 "2008-02-21T10:35:20Z")

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granted, but now your 3hp scotter with color matching underglow neons wont win you any points with the ladies

i wish i didnt shave my entire ass.

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/228 "2008-02-21T12:11:20Z")

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granted but now your ass hair looks like an afro

i wish for a ford tempo :tong

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**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/229 "2008-02-21T12:12:46Z")

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granted, but now your just another Found On the Road Dead owner.

i wish for a low 10 run this summer!

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/230 "2008-02-21T12:18:04Z")

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granted but the 10 second time is your 60ft time

i wish i had some chicken wings

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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/231 "2008-02-21T12:20:46Z")

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granted but they give you a bad caSE of the shits…

i wish i didnt have underglow neons on my 3hp scooter

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/232 "2008-02-21T12:21:43Z")

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granted but now your 3hp scooter turns into a razr scooter :lol

i wish those chicken wings didnt give me the shits

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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/233 "2008-02-21T12:27:46Z")

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granted but those chicken wings taste and smell like a rotting skunk carcas

i wish all the parts i have in my closet would just magically be put on my car overnight

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**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/234 "2008-02-21T12:35:02Z")

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Granted but it was done by a two year old with some super glue.  
I wish i didn’t have to work till 8 tnite.

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**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/235 "2008-02-21T12:58:29Z")

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> [@1stgen](#):
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> Granted but it was done by a two year old with some super glue.  
> I wish i didn’t have to work till 8 tnite.

Granted, but you work at a Honda dealership ;D

I wish I was little bit taller,  
I wish I was a baller  
I wish I had a girl who looked good  
I would call her  
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat  
and a six four Impala

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**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/236 "2008-02-21T19:34:18Z")

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granted but then you wouldnt be posting because you’d have a life

i wish i could play rockband

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**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/237 "2008-02-21T19:38:41Z")

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granted but u now have arthritis. and can’t handle the pain!!!

i wish for the weld fairies to do all my work for me!!

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**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/238 "2008-02-21T19:44:52Z")

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granted, but now with all the fairies around you wont ever get laid again.

i wish for you to get laid again :lol

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/239 "2008-02-21T19:46:49Z")

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granted but its by some huge black dude :rofl

i wish i had a ‘thunk lid’

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**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/240 "2008-02-21T19:48:44Z")

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granted, but now your house is burning down for making fun of my typos ya fuckin ethug.

i wish i had perfect typing skillz

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