# Corrupt my wish - Forum Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 24, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002 "2007-10-24T16:40:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/481 "2010-01-12T05:53:42Z")
> [@Remember Cuban "I cant pay my bills" crisis?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-cuban-i-cant-pay-my-bills-crisis/22769/73): > > Granted, but its made from wood, like your desk, and has splinters in it :lol > > I wish for 400rwhp! Granted. But your EBrake gets stuck in the locked position and you can’t move the car. I wish sleep wasn’t necessary. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/482 "2010-01-12T06:10:50Z")
> [@04/22/2007 ECC-N WNY Event 1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/04-22-2007-ecc-n-wny-event-1-thread/27647/347): > > Granted. But your EBrake gets stuck in the locked position and you can’t move the car. > > I wish sleep wasn’t necessary. granted. too bad now uve accomplished everything you wanted in 6 months and have nothing to do and commit suicide i wish the transformers were real and I had a bad ass ninja robot body ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/483 "2010-01-12T11:01:41Z")
granted. but you got drunk one night and fell asleep in the yard during a thunder storm only to become nothing but a pile of rusting metal the next day. I wish I could think of more cool things to wish about. ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/484 "2010-01-12T11:26:36Z")
> [@NYS inspection and computer changes?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nys-inspection-and-computer-changes/23013/29): > > granted. but you got drunk one night and fell asleep in the yard during a thunder storm only to become nothing but a pile of rusting metal the next day. > > I wish I could think of more cool things to wish about. Granted, but you forgot them before you could post. I wish it was March and I was in Cali already. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/485 "2010-01-12T11:31:00Z")
Granted, but Cali just sunk into the ocean. I wish it was Friday! 3 day weekend FTMFW!!! ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/486 "2010-01-12T11:34:24Z")
> [@Remember Cuban "I cant pay my bills" crisis?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-cuban-i-cant-pay-my-bills-crisis/22769/79): > > Granted, but Cali just sunk into the ocean. > > I wish it was Friday! 3 day weekend FTMFW!!! granted but u will be asked by your girlfriend to hang out with her fat friend all weekend. ps: i have a 4 day weekend! bam! i wish i could cheat on my taxes and get away with it. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/487 "2010-01-12T11:58:35Z")
> [@Question: what to bring to work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-what-to-bring-to-work/28267/25): > > granted but u will be asked by your girlfriend to hang out with her fat friend all weekend. > > ps: i have a 4 day weekend! bam! > > i wish i could cheat on my taxes and get away with it. granted, but a group of vigilante tax ninja attourneys catch up with u and take everything u have and then some. I wish it was summer, cold sucks! ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/488 "2010-01-12T12:03:21Z")
> [@:picard: smiley](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/picard-smiley/28231/15): > > granted, but a group of vigilante tax ninja attourneys catch up with u and take everything u have and then some. > > I wish it was summer, cold sucks! Granted…but it rains everyday and we float out to sea I wish i didn’t have to deal with dumbass people ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/489 "2010-01-12T12:17:34Z")
> [@Question: what to bring to work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-what-to-bring-to-work/28267/26): > > Granted…but it rains everyday and we float out to sea > I wish i didn’t have to deal with dumbass people granted, everyone on earth is dead but a buncha cats. i wish i had an RS6 avant ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/490 "2010-01-12T13:52:19Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/28272/3): > > granted, everyone on earth is dead but a buncha cats. > > i wish i had an RS6 avant Granted…but it’s used and was owned by a yuppie couple who never changed the oil and now the engine is sludged and needs a rebuild… Wish the government would listen to the people can’t wait to see the response to this^^^ ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/491 "2010-01-12T15:17:33Z")
Granted… but the wide-spread overwhelming levels of confusion coincidentally triggered large-scale spontaneous human combustion of the majority of the US population. I wish the next response is in response to this one. ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/492 "2010-01-13T11:42:33Z")
> [@Z out for spring w/ new bumper \*pics\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/z-out-for-spring-w-new-bumper-pics/28278/3): > > Granted… but the wide-spread overwhelming levels of confusion coincidentally triggered large-scale spontaneous human combustion of the majority of the US population. > > I wish the next response is in response to this one. Granted…but it sets of a chain of events leading to a china-syndrome and the earth destroys itself I guess since were dead now i cant wish for anything other than my two front teeth ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/493 "2010-01-13T11:47:14Z")
i wish for your two front teeth ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/494 "2010-01-13T15:45:27Z")
> [@Things to do in Toronto..?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-to-do-in-toronto/28296/29): > > i wish for your two front teeth granted… you have aids I wish I was captain planet ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/495 "2010-01-13T15:49:01Z")
> [@Murrdog9000"](#): > > granted… you have aids > > I wish I was captain planet granted, you’re dead, i am captain pollution! i wish i didnt have aids from teef ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/496 "2010-01-13T15:53:32Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4681): > > granted, you’re dead, i am captain pollution! > > i wish i didnt have aids from teef granted… you now have a downstairs mix up I wish stallmer would keep a car for more than 2 months ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/497 "2010-01-13T16:36:00Z")
> [@Snoop Dogg at the Ducks game vid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snoop-dogg-at-the-ducks-game-vid/28307/15): > > granted… you now have a downstairs mix up > > I wish stallmer would keep a car for more than 2 months Granted, but it’s yours. Wish someone would hurry up and buy my car. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/498 "2010-01-13T16:36:53Z")
> [@Micah needs your votes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/micah-needs-your-votes/28317/3): > > Granted, but it’s yours. > > Wish someone would hurry up and buy my car. haha… hes already owned my car granted… you can never use another motorized vehicle for the rest of your life I wish I didn’t have to write another paper for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/499 "2010-01-13T16:38:05Z")
LULZ ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/500 "2010-01-13T16:41:23Z")
> [@Please Remember Him](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-remember-him/28308/16): > > haha… hes already owned my car > > granted… you can never use another motorized vehicle for the rest of your life > > I wish I didn’t have to write another paper for the rest of my life. Granted, you have no fingers. Wish it was Friday. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002.md?page=24) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002.md?page=26)