# Corrupt my wish - Forum Game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 24, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002 "2007-10-24T16:40:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/501 "2010-01-13T22:29:42Z")
> [@FMFGSX"](#): > > Granted, you have no fingers. > > Wish it was Friday. Granted. But you get fired since you didn’t show up to work on Thursday’s :lol I wish life was easy like sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/502 "2010-01-14T06:17:32Z")
Granted, but you endure ‘afternoon delight’, well, all day long, in a maximum security facility and you are the community bitch. I wish I didn’t have to work. ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/503 "2010-01-14T06:21:10Z")
Granted…but now you work for me Linden… wish i wasn’t tired all the time ---
**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/504 "2010-01-14T06:30:31Z")
Granted but now you can never sleep. I wish I didn’t work for Tom… but just got paid for it. ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/505 "2010-01-15T05:21:11Z")
> [@Roughest commute](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roughest-commute/28334/17): > > Granted but now you can never sleep. > > I wish I didn’t work for Tom… but just got paid for it. Granted…but now your mom has to do the “work” for you… I wish it was 5 oclock ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/506 "2010-01-15T05:37:00Z")
> [@In need of a hot girl for...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-need-of-a-hot-girl-for/28376/11): > > Granted…but now your mom has to do the “work” for you… > I wish it was 5 oclock Granted, but I’ll be just getting up and my salad won’t be ready to be tossed. I wish I could meet Billy Fuccillo ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/507 "2010-01-15T07:27:19Z")
> [@Whos ever gotten poison oak????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-ever-gotten-poison-oak/28363/13): > > Granted, but I’ll be just getting up and my salad won’t be ready to be tossed. > > I wish I could meet Billy Fuccillo Granted but it’s at that Zoo bordello in washington state and you both are too ashamed to talk to each other. I wish it all my fucking parts would show up already ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/508 "2010-01-15T07:40:38Z")
> [@welcome to buffalo?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-buffalo/28364/35): > > Granted but it’s at that Zoo bordello in washington state and you both are too ashamed to talk to each other. > I wish it all my fucking parts would show up already Granted but they are all the wrong parts. I wish the work day was over. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/509 "2010-01-15T07:49:38Z")
Granted its over, but you find out you have to work Saturday morning 6AM. I wish it will stay above freezing for a few weeks. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/510 "2010-01-15T13:49:04Z")
> [@what do you guys think?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-guys-think/28159/20): > > Granted its over, but you find out you have to work Saturday morning 6AM. > > I wish it will stay above freezing for a few weeks. Granted, but global warming has now occurred and the coldest weather NY ever sees is 60 degrees. Celsius :lol I wish that there was a wish that could be made that is absolutely uncorruptable. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/511 "2010-01-15T14:47:34Z")
> [@FS: Gaming Computer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-gaming-computer/28319/9): > > Granted, but global warming has now occurred and the coldest weather NY ever sees is 60 degrees. Celsius :lol > > I wish that there was a wish that could be made that is absolutely uncorruptable. granted… I have it and your dead I wish I could see the future ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/512 "2010-01-15T14:50:06Z")
> [@BEEEYAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beeeyahhhhhhhhhhhh/28399/5): > > granted… I have it and your dead > > I wish I could see the future Granted, but all you would see is living with PJB and him being your father figure. I wish my cack was not bent sharply to the left. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/513 "2010-01-15T19:40:35Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/27547/27): > > Granted, but all you would see is living with PJB and him being your father figure. > > I wish my cack was not bent sharply to the left. Granted, it is instead bent sharply to the right. I wish American colleges had free tuition like most European colleges do. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/514 "2010-01-15T20:52:54Z")
> [@do you think feeding a puppy to a snake would be wrong?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-you-think-feeding-a-puppy-to-a-snake-would-be-wrong/28348/48): > > Granted, it is instead bent sharply to the right. > > I wish American colleges had free tuition like most European colleges do. Granted, but you would just use the extra money on hookers and blow. I wish a barely legal vagina was in my face right now. ---
**Author:** ![WoahNow\_hift](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woahnow_hift/32/6579_2.png) [@WoahNow\_hift](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/WoahNow_hift)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/515 "2010-01-16T00:17:37Z")
> [@If im gonna drive 8 hours might as well make it intresting...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-im-gonna-drive-8-hours-might-as-well-make-it-intresting/28400/3): > > Granted, but you would just use the extra money on hookers and blow. > > I wish a barely legal vagina was in my face right now. Granted, but so his her father with a sawed off loaded with bird shot and aimed at your member. I wish I knew the answers to all. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/516 "2010-08-13T09:18:09Z")
Back from the dead. Granted but there is nobody around to ask a question anymore. I wish I didn’t have very bad procrastination habits. ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/517 "2010-08-13T13:11:32Z")
Granted, but now you get things done so fast you forget what you even accomplished, and are living like Sisiphys, pushing a rock up a hill over and over and over and over. I wish the dealership would find me a Track edition Z. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/518 "2010-08-14T13:49:38Z")
Granted, but the previous owner died in it. I wish I had unlimited funds. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/519 "2010-08-15T20:16:50Z")
> [@New project EF hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-project-ef-hatch/32407/57): > > Granted, but the previous owner died in it. > > I wish I had unlimited funds. Granted, but its monopoly money. I wish I knew some super random government secret. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002/520 "2010-08-15T20:49:49Z")
granted, but you have to suck 20wrx09’s dick in order to hear it I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four Impala [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002.md?page=25) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish-forum-game/235002.md?page=27)