# Corrupt My Wish
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [November 17, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819 "2007-11-17T20:18:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/1 "2007-11-17T20:18:09Z")
Corrupt My Wish
Little forum game for your Friday afternoons, here’s how it works:
One person makes a wish, and the next person has to say something to basically screw up that wish if it were to come true, then make a wish of their own…
Example:
> Originally Posted by Wish
> I wish I was a little bit taller
> Originally Posted by Reply
> Granted, but you would never stop growing and eventually you would be bed ridden.
>
> I wish I had a million dollars.
> Originally Posted by Next reply
> Granted, but inflation would make it equivalent to $5 USD
>
> I wish I had a tan King Cobra
so on and so forth…readyyyyy GO!
_I wish I owned a Nissan…_
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### Author:  [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/2 "2007-11-17T21:17:19Z")
Granted, but it would be a rice mobile
I wish i knew everything
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### Author:  [@G.T.R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G.T.R)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/3 "2007-11-17T21:21:28Z")
Granted, but you will know all the worlds secrets, go insane and commit suicide with a rusty butter knife and leave a note that says I knew this would happen.
I wish my skyline would end up having a Tomei Rb28 engine and one huge turbo that sits near the manifold and just screams when i ream it 😃
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### Author:  [@ismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ismo)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/4 "2007-11-17T22:50:06Z")
Granted, you would have a Tomei RB28 engine, but a HUGE hole in your wallet and the turbo that sits near the manifold just screams, ahahaha you should have wished for some gas money.
I wish the world was less evil
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### Author:  [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/5 "2007-11-18T00:47:07Z")
granted, but you were dreaming the whole time.
I wish I never had a 350z
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### Author:  [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/6 "2007-11-18T10:20:53Z")
Granted, but then you wouldn’t be on this site, and miss my triumphant return to reinvigorate TNC’s Off-Topic section with random shits.
I wish ever week, was a 3-day weekend.
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### Author:  [@kazzxtrismus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kazzxtrismus)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/7 "2007-11-18T11:43:17Z")
granted but then you would hate thursdays or tuesdays
and have to work so much harder to get the same anount of stuff done.
i wish i could get a BJ from anyone I wanted
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### Author:  [@noodleman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noodleman)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/8 "2007-11-18T12:00:02Z")
granted, but everyone you wanted bj from does a terrible job at it and gives you teeth.
I wish for summer all year round!
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### Author:  [@G.T.R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G.T.R)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/9 "2007-11-18T15:56:51Z")
Granted, but the summers will be hot and cause the clear coat on your car to blister.
I wish I owned a N1 GTR mmmhmmm N1.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/10 "2007-11-18T17:19:44Z")
granted you a N1 GTR dosent change your gayness
i wish i had a life
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/11 "2007-11-18T18:13:51Z")
granted, I wish you had one too.
I wish I had an S13 straight off the showroom. 0km.
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### Author:  [@GTS-Tom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTS-Tom)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/12 "2007-11-18T18:57:54Z")
Granted but it’s only available in Big Bird Yellow
I wish I was a test driver for Ferrari
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### Author:  [@Cal-SoY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal-SoY)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/13 "2007-11-18T19:33:07Z")
Granted, but it’ll probably cost a million dollars.
I wish Ontario wouldnt be so gay about the highway traffic act.
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### Author:  [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/14 "2007-11-18T19:35:48Z")
granted, but you would be gay
i wish my car was in pristine condition
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### Author:  [@ismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ismo)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/15 "2007-11-18T20:08:13Z")
granted, but then you’d have to go back several years, and you wouldn’t have a drivers license.
I WISH i can find a yellow 350Z brembo Package!!!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/16 "2007-11-18T20:26:59Z")
granted butits to baller for you
i wish i had a r34
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### Author:  [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/17 "2007-11-18T22:12:05Z")
Granted, but then Alex would be calling you 24/7 for services that go beyond ‘just-friends’.
I wish for freshly-baked oatmeal-raisin cookies, for breakfast, everyday.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/18 "2007-11-18T22:47:13Z")
granted but then again you would be constipated all the time…
i wish i had titties so i can play with them all day
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### Author:  [@kazzxtrismus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kazzxtrismus)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/19 "2007-11-19T06:19:01Z")
granted but then they deflate into sock titties and you have to tuck them into your belt, and they fall into your engine bay getting burned on your super hot motor.
i wish my car was rear wheel drive
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### Author:  [@GTS-Tom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTS-Tom)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corrupt-my-wish/134819/20 "2007-11-19T14:42:39Z")
Granted but your front wheels will never spin again
I wish for Bee\*R B5’s ☹
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