# Cossey - 1; neighborhood punks - 0
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [January 8, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215 "2012-01-08T22:00:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/41 "2012-01-10T08:30:41Z")
> [@Outstanding!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outstanding/47803/4):
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> FUCK. The other day I saw a cop with his lights on. Did you know that the sirens actually emit Morse Code that tells you how much your taxes are going to go up???
> [@DannyboyUpstate"](#):
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> What was the phone call like?
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> “911 Emergency services”
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> “Hi, someone is ringing my doorbell! It’s really annoying! Send help now!”
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> C’mon.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/42 "2012-01-10T08:38:29Z")
> [@camera buffs.Which one?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camera-buffs-which-one/47801/26):
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> Oh no doubt, I would be pissed too. But, by running after the kid with an unloaded gun and calling the police, he didn’t fix or help anything. Now Cossey will be on this clowns radar FOREVER. Im not saying its right that he should have to disconnect the doorbell, but if the kid kept ringing and got ignored, he wouldve just stopped.
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> The kid is still just as much of a “chode” as before.
I fail to see how you got that I ran out with an unloaded gun? I ran out with a flashlight. While some people of lesser intelligence can confuse the two, someone over the age of four should know the difference. It fixed plenty of things. My house hasn’t had its doorbell rung. I’d say that’s problem solved. Also the entire neighborhood views the kid as an immature tool, so that’s good too.
Also, I don’t know why you keep saying he was simply messing with my doorbell? He wasn’t pissing my doorbell off, he was pissing me off, therefore, he was fucking with me.
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### Author:  [@DannyboyUpstate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DannyboyUpstate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/43 "2012-01-10T08:48:16Z")
Misread that, I see now you were sitting by your door, with an unloaded gun, when they rang your neighbors bell, you left the gun at your place, and chased them with a flashlight. Got it.
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### Author:  [@1SLOWCAM](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1SLOWCAM)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/44 "2012-01-10T08:53:06Z")
Speaking of punks gloversville and Johnstown are full of them, other night someone threw a chocolate shake and hit my uncles new car… and the car break ins here are ridiculous, thankfully I live in a lil nicer side or jtown and the punks don’t wonder over much
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### Author:  [@DannyboyUpstate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DannyboyUpstate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/45 "2012-01-10T08:53:51Z")
> [@camera buffs.Which one?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camera-buffs-which-one/47801/28):
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> My house hasn’t had its doorbell rung. I’d say that’s problem solved…
The issue with that logic is, the initial problem is solved. The real problem is that you STILL have a piece of trash neighbor behind you, and now the kid is going to be unreasonably pissed off at you now.
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### Author:  [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/46 "2012-01-10T08:58:39Z")
LOL @ the fact Cossey running thru his neighborhood hahah
Not meaning to bash i am a fellow fat man myself.
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/47 "2012-01-10T09:05:12Z")
Luckily their house is for sale.
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### Author:  [@Phate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Phate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/48 "2012-01-10T09:41:49Z")
> [@Outstanding!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/outstanding/47803/2):
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> Thats where those airsoft replica guns come in handy. Shoot a kid in the ear of the face with one of those and they will still think twice about fucking with you. Just the (look if you modify the tip) will have most people pissing their pants. Then you can actually cause pain without shooting and killing someone lol
I’d say mine looks scary enough…
Added bonus: You could hit them from 100 yards.
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### Author:  [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/49 "2012-01-10T09:42:24Z")
You need blanks my friend. Turn the neighborhood into a decibel war zone!
[ame][http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-8gR4/firefight\_with\_lite/[/ame]](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-8gR4/firefight_with_lite/%5B/ame%5D)
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/50 "2012-01-10T10:10:56Z")
I for one cant WAIT to get old, move into a housing development with these little fuckers. My house would be rigged to the hills with shit.
I would set up the door bell to trigger a water cannon hidden in the bushes. Just arm it after like 6PM. as long as you arnt expecting anyone or getting any UPS packages or what ever your GTG.
OR
Catch them on camera. Make a DVD copy of it, send it to their parents, with a letter from your lawyer stating you are thinking about pressing charges for harassment.
It should be very easy to outsmart stupid kids.
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### Author:  [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/51 "2012-01-10T10:18:47Z")
a paintball gun (fully automatic of course) with the velocity turned down would be a whole lot more effective than a squirt gun…
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/52 "2012-01-10T10:22:38Z")
> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/1093):
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> a paintball gun (fully automatic of course) with the velocity turned down would be a whole lot more effective than a squirt gun…
Fill the squirt gun with mountain goat urine. /thread
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/53 "2012-01-10T10:24:50Z")
Sorry for the late reply. Had to go to my moms to take a shower because I didn’t want my taxes to go up.
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/54 "2012-01-10T10:38:00Z")
> [@camera buffs.Which one?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camera-buffs-which-one/47801/26):
>
> Oh no doubt, I would be pissed too. But, by running after the kid with an unloaded gun and calling the police, he didn’t fix or help anything. Now Cossey will be on this clowns radar FOREVER. Im not saying its right that he should have to disconnect the doorbell, but if the kid kept ringing and got ignored, he wouldve just stopped.
>
> The kid is still just as much of a “chode” as before.
Why do some peope think a cops life 100% of the time comprises of chasing down bad guys, following leads, fast car chases and action.
Chances are that cop was sitting on the side of the road somewhere sexting his wife or talking to a buddy, you think theyd pull a cop off a crime scene or something important for that? No theyd pick the guy thats on traffic duty watching the moon at 1am because hardly anyone is out driving.
Stop being so thick headed
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### Author:  [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/55 "2012-01-10T10:41:07Z")
> [@Official: NHL Playoff Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-playoff-thread/46500/374):
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> Chances are that cop was sitting on the side of the road somewhere sexting his girlfriend instead of his wife or talking to a buddy, you think theyd pull a cop off a crime scene or something important for that?
Fixed\* LOL
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/56 "2012-01-10T10:42:01Z")
🤣rofl
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/57 "2012-01-10T10:42:44Z")
Shady has plus rep on his way once I get to a comp. Repping from a phone sucks.
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### Author:  [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/58 "2012-01-10T12:12:18Z")
> [@FS: 1993 grand prix le "luxury edition"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1993-grand-prix-le-luxury-edition/47807/7):
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> Fixed\* LOL
🤣rofl
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### Author:  [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/59 "2012-01-10T12:45:55Z")
> [@I have a slight conflict with the financial office at UB](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-slight-conflict-with-the-financial-office-at-ub/47756/25):
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> Luckily their house is for sale.
buy it.
problem solved, problem staying solved (till you sell it to someone with another douchey kid)
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-1-neighborhood-punks-0/262215/60 "2012-01-10T12:52:20Z")
> [@Official: NHL Playoff Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-playoff-thread/46500/374):
>
> Why do some peope think a cops life 100% of the time comprises of chasing down bad guys, following leads, fast car chases and action.
>
> Chances are that cop was sitting on the side of the road somewhere sexting his wife or talking to a buddy, you think theyd pull a cop off a crime scene or something important for that? No theyd pick the guy thats on traffic duty watching the moon at 1am because hardly anyone is out driving.
>
> Stop being so thick headed
Most cops yes. But I know my buddy police’s the shit out of scodak. (how ever you spell that east bumfuck joint). I went on a ride along with him and yanked a hundred cars, gave most of them warnings, helped with directions, let them know headlights and shit were out, helped some people drinking get home safely (park car and call for another ride), went on disturbance calls, etc. Wrote maybe a hand full of tickets and one DWI. HELPED more than bent over with the law.
If Cossey called us, we would have fucked with those kids something fierce and made them shit themselves and never do it again. My buddy is the best verbal judo ninja out there, motherfucker is skinny as a rail like me and comes up with GOLD comments to put people in their place all the time.
Def a “good” cop. infact he hates sitting and waiting. He calls it sharks and minnows. He would rather drive around and find people fucking off then wasting time waiting for them to come to him.
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