# Cossey's Corner: Ask at your own risk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957 "2007-10-16T18:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/201 "2011-07-15T07:47:29Z")
> [@fs. almost new exhaust for 95 grand prix](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-almost-new-exhaust-for-95-grand-prix/43915/4): > > :excited ohhh thanks, ill take the one that runs LOL, whoops. > [@thoughts on wheel spacers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thoughts-on-wheel-spacers/43918/18): > > Cossey has arab monay. Gets to travel, race carz. Livin the life It’s not like I’m travelling to exotic places. Google streetview in the town of Millville, NJ (NJMP). $10 says you’ll see only 3-4 white people compared to 30-40 black people walking around. > [@FS: 1985 Camaro Berlinetta, SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1985-camaro-berlinetta-sold/43789/26): > > i also heard he eats filet mignon every night for dinner, and doesnt finish it all and would rather feed his dog with it, than save it for later. I’ve only not finished a steak once every time I’ve had it. I love steak. Nom nom. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/202 "2011-07-15T08:28:13Z")
what’s wrong with black people ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/203 "2011-07-15T08:39:55Z")
How come every morning when I wake up I don’t have to poop, then shortly after arriving at work I need to take a nice shit? Is it my bodies way of saying “hold onto this masterpiece for a little longer, it will be a useful excuse for a break at the office”? ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/204 "2011-07-15T08:47:49Z")
> [@FS: Kitchen Cabinets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-kitchen-cabinets/43899/9): > > what’s wrong with black people I just don’t like overwhelming ratios of b:w. > [@thoughts on wheel spacers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thoughts-on-wheel-spacers/43918/25): > > How come every morning when I wake up I don’t have to poop, then shortly after arriving at work I need to take a nice shit? Is it my bodies way of saying “hold onto this masterpiece for a little longer, it will be a useful excuse for a break at the office”? I think it’s because your body realizes that paid poops are that much better, and it’s trying to say “hey man, by waiting til you get to work to do this, I’ve allowed to you sleep for 5-10 minutes longer and put some dollars in your pocket while you were putting brownies in the bowl.” ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/205 "2011-07-15T08:53:16Z")
> [@FS: 95 integra gsr $3500(new pics on page 2)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-95-integra-gsr-3500-new-pics-on-page-2/39370/33): > > I just don’t like overwhelming ratios of b:w. > > I think it’s because your body realizes that paid poops are that much better, and it’s trying to say “hey man, by waiting til you get to work to do this, I’ve allowed to you sleep for 5-10 minutes longer and put some dollars in your pocket while you were putting brownies in the bowl.” Lol +rep ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/206 "2011-07-15T11:26:51Z")
How come 4 out of 5 days driving to work, I have the overwhelming sensation to want to pit maneuver at least 3 cars on the 30 minute ride into the office? Is it because race car? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/207 "2011-07-15T13:44:06Z")
> [@Official NHL Trade deadline thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-trade-deadline-thread/43281/82): > > How come 4 out of 5 days driving to work, I have the overwhelming sensation to want to pit maneuver at least 3 cars on the 30 minute ride into the office? > > Is it because race car? OMG I THINK WE JUST BECAME BEST FRIENDS. I have a 30 minute commute as well and you can ask Lance, I want to kill people, especially on the ride home when some one is doing 40 fucking miles an hour in a fucking 55. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957.md?page=10)