# Cossey's Corner: Ask at your own risk.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 16, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957 "2007-10-16T18:55:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![hijk129](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea666f/32.png) [@hijk129](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hijk129)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/41 "2009-02-20T22:35:31Z")

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/42 "2009-02-20T22:41:21Z")

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Cossey… do you think hijk129 has ever gotten some poon??

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/43 "2009-02-20T23:53:48Z")

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I think cossey sucks dick for coke

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/44 "2009-02-21T10:13:47Z")

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> [@Bluetooth ???'s](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bluetooth-s/14525/7):
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> I think cossey sucks dick for coke

This.

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### Author: ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/45 "2009-02-21T10:30:42Z")

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Cossey…could you please give me directions to the nearest strip club

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### Author: ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/46 "2009-02-22T19:35:30Z")

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cossey why dont you ever pull your pants up?

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/47 "2009-02-22T19:36:27Z")

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Cossey, why dont you tend to your minions questions, and leave them hanging?

LOL

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/48 "2009-02-22T19:43:46Z")

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cossey, why does sully sleep with ugly girls?

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### Author: ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/49 "2009-02-23T15:41:13Z")

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cossey is it true that if you dont use it you lose it?

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### Author: ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/50 "2009-02-23T22:23:59Z")

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Cossey whats the true meaning of life

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/51 "2009-02-23T23:05:41Z")

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cossey, how exactly does a posi-trac rear end work on a plymouth?

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### Author: ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/52 "2009-02-24T03:00:06Z")

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Cossey, why must you always bare-ass my furniture when you come over? :eek2

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### Author: ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/53 "2009-02-24T06:10:17Z")

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Cossey why do you drive such a beater?

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### Author: ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/54 "2009-02-24T06:14:01Z")

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Cossey can divide by zero.

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### Author: ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/55 "2009-02-24T09:10:06Z")

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cossey why dont i see you anymore

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/56 "2009-02-24T09:15:00Z")

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In order:

> Cossey… do you think hijk129 has ever gotten some poon??

No. And neither has psi2high.

> Cossey…could you please give me directions to the nearest strip club

I ain’t Google fuckin maps.

> cossey why dont you ever pull your pants up?

Cuz JVG enjoys staring at my ass.

> Cossey, why dont you tend to your minions questions, and leave them hanging?

Cuz all you assholes started posting two days ago!

> cossey, why does sully sleep with ugly girls?

Cuz he has beer goggles.

> cossey is it true that if you dont use it you lose it?

From what I have seen, and heard, yes.

> Cossey whats the true meaning of life

To get paid, then get laid. Or do both at the same time.

> cossey, how exactly does a posi-trac rear end work on a plymouth?

By shutting the fuck up, that’s how.

> Cossey, why must you always bare-ass my furniture when you come over?

Fuck yo couch, n\*\*\*a!

> Cossey why do you drive such a beater?

Because it’s cost effective.

> Cossey can divide by zero.

True.

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### Author: ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/57 "2009-02-24T09:17:52Z")

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> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/434):
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> cossey, why does sully sleep with ugly girls?

HAHA, asshole! I just saw this…

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### Author: ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/58 "2009-02-24T09:19:38Z")

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> [@GM heads??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gm-heads/14687/12):
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> HAHA, asshole! I just saw this…

yeh wish you had seen the other night…

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/59 "2009-02-24T10:36:09Z")

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what would you do if you woke up from a night of drinking and your fingers smelled like a dead babie’s taint?

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/60 "2009-02-24T10:57:20Z")

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> [@SRS BZNS"](#):
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> what would you do if you woke up from a night of drinking and your fingers smelled like a dead babie’s taint?

Lick them.

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