# Cossey's Corner: Ask at your own risk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957 "2007-10-16T18:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/61 "2009-02-24T10:59:01Z")
Cossey why are you envious of my ability to pick up women ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/62 "2009-02-24T11:06:05Z")
Any woman you are physically able to pick up would be so tiny Cossey wouldnt want her. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/63 "2009-02-24T11:07:02Z")
I Shall plot your death for this week end ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/64 "2009-02-24T11:11:11Z")
I will probably die this weekend with or without your help. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/65 "2009-02-24T11:13:42Z")
I would like to aid in said death ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/66 "2009-02-24T11:44:34Z")
cossey, why do camaro SS’ “get’em wet”? ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/67 "2009-02-24T13:59:30Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/68 "2009-02-24T14:40:15Z")
Cossey will the drop kick of death from your shoulders take out Jesse? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/69 "2009-02-24T14:40:55Z")
so whats the best way to get stuck gerbils out? ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/70 "2009-02-24T17:04:31Z")
why do you have 2 silver cars? where do you work now? why do you suck at pool so bad? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/71 "2009-02-25T00:24:41Z")
> [@You me & DuPree.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-me-dupree/14720/6): > > so whats the best way to get stuck gerbils out? Quoted because i knew you were queer! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/72 "2009-02-25T01:18:24Z")
I was asking for a friend, not me. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/73 "2009-02-25T11:16:25Z")
> [@What's up everyone!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-up-everyone/14742/22): > > I was asking for a friend, not me. i’m sure, “friend” aka boyfriend .:gay2 ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/74 "2009-02-25T12:25:19Z")
> [@"You see that? That's bad."](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-see-that-thats-bad/14721/9): > > Cossey why are you envious of my ability to pick up women Your ability to ‘pick up’ women involves throwing up on them. I do not enjoy the taste. > [@Mazdaspeed 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mazdaspeed-3/14718/3): > > Any woman you are physically able to pick up would be so tiny Cossey wouldnt want her. You’d be surprised. You know how some tiny dudes like fat chicks? It works the other way around sometimes too. > [@8/13/2006 NYSPEED BBQ @ LETCHWORTH STATE PARK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8-13-2006-nyspeed-bbq-letchworth-state-park/14561/48): > > cossey, why do camaro SS’ “get’em wet”? Questions like that are impossible to answer. Maybe it’s the aura of the car… Maybe it’s the name. “Camaro…” That turns me on a little when I say it. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/75 "2009-02-25T12:27:09Z")
> [@Playing with our Wii's this christmas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/playing-with-our-wiis-this-christmas/14724/5): > > Cossey will the drop kick of death from your shoulders take out Jesse? I could get into the physics of the operation, but you people wouldn’t understand. > [@You me & DuPree.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-me-dupree/14720/6): > > so whats the best way to get stuck gerbils out? Ask your father. > [@cris angel... crazy shit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cris-angel-crazy-shit/14733/4): > > 1. why do you have 2 silver cars? > > 2.where do you work now? > > 3.why do you suck at pool so bad? 1. Because I couldn’t find white. 2. I sell vacuum cleaners out of my home. 3. Because I have one eye. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/76 "2009-02-25T12:40:18Z")
do you have expirience with dead babies in a past life? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/77 "2009-02-25T16:02:17Z")
What would have happened if the cop choose to pull you over last night rather then us? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/78 "2009-02-25T17:34:40Z")
What is the pronunciation of your name is it “C-OH-SEE” or “C-AH-SEE” ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/79 "2009-02-25T21:57:06Z")
> [@\*\* Jack is Gullible and needs your HELP! \*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jack-is-gullible-and-needs-your-help/14771/2): > > do you have expirience with dead babies in a past life? I don’t recall. > [@NorthEast Divisionals at Seneca Army Depot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/northeast-divisionals-at-seneca-army-depot/14450/13): > > What would have happened if the cop choose to pull you over last night rather then us? I’d be in jail. > [@O&A BACK!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/o-a-back/14780/19): > > What is the pronunciation of your name is it “C-OH-SEE” or “C-AH-SEE” Cah-see. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/80 "2009-02-26T06:23:08Z")
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