# Cossey's Corner: Ask at your own risk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957 "2007-10-16T18:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/141 "2009-10-01T10:41:15Z")
> [@FS: Fuji Finepix S602Z Digital Camera](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-fuji-finepix-s602z-digital-camera/20036/27): > > What is the optimal sauce to dress sauteed iguana? ship me part of ron’s iguana, plz. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/142 "2009-10-01T10:41:36Z")
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much would he donate to his local baby killers club? ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/143 "2009-10-01T10:52:09Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/23752/37): > > If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much would he donate to his local baby killers club? It depends solely on the past of said woodchuck. Some woodchucks live a horrible life. If they don’t chuck enough wood, they get kicked out of their clan. If said woodchuck was kicked out of his clan, and replaced by a wood chucking baby, then I’m going to assume he’d donate all of the wood. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/144 "2009-10-01T10:54:08Z")
> [@Cossey"](#): > > It depends solely on the past of said woodchuck. Some woodchucks live a horrible life. If they don’t chuck enough wood, they get kicked out of their clan. If said woodchuck was kicked out of his clan, and replaced by a wood chucking baby, then I’m going to assume he’d donate all of the wood. Epic response. + rep ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/145 "2009-10-01T10:56:35Z")
> [@Anyone Here Know How to ADD?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-here-know-how-to-add/23713/71): > > Epic response. + rep Thank you. Just for that, it makes my two year degree in woodchuck psychology that much more worth it. Plus I learned how to make some pretty sick dams. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/146 "2009-10-01T11:02:28Z")
I lol’d at above! ---
**Author:** ![DFDrocks247365](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dfdrocks247365/32/24907_2.png) [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/147 "2009-10-01T11:06:49Z")
^^^ :lol ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/148 "2009-10-01T11:49:09Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/149 "2009-10-01T11:51:01Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/150 "2009-10-01T11:53:47Z")
Riddle me this Cossey-man: Why is Failvis so fucking retarded? ---
**Author:** ![Oppie1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oppie1/32/6374_2.png) [@Oppie1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oppie1)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/151 "2009-10-01T18:07:29Z")
> [@C6 ZO6 dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/c6-zo6-dyno/23824/19): > > Riddle me this Cossey-man: > > Why is Failvis so fucking retarded? :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/152 "2009-10-01T18:52:40Z")
> [@C6 ZO6 dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/c6-zo6-dyno/23824/19): > > Riddle me this Cossey-man: > > Why is Failvis so fucking retarded? That is only a question a much higher power than I can answer. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/153 "2009-10-03T22:19:16Z")
Dear cossey. Why is it that John will fuck rosanne before jessica simpson. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/154 "2009-10-03T23:38:49Z")
> [@A Global Warming Thread for Jeg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-global-warming-thread-for-jeg/23948/27): > > Dear cossey. > > Why is it that John will fuck rosanne before jessica simpson. mmm good question ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/155 "2009-10-04T18:19:20Z")
Dear Cossey, why is the porsche a trailer queen…again? ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/156 "2009-10-04T18:53:41Z")
> [@soooo its one of those threads...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soooo-its-one-of-those-threads/23974/23): > > Dear Cossey, > > why is the porsche a trailer queen…again? I will have an answer in some time. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/157 "2009-10-04T19:20:22Z")
> [@Im A Noobie And Im Loving It!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-noobie-and-im-loving-it/23998/3): > > I will have an answer in some time. I will get you an answer hopefully in short order. I have to go get my bore scope sometime tomorrow or Tues. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/158 "2009-10-04T19:31:37Z")
Oh christ. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![boostedtalon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@boostedtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostedtalon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/159 "2009-11-13T05:27:10Z")
Heres one for you…how many cars/engines have you built yourself? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/160 "2009-11-13T05:54:23Z")
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