# Cossey's Corner: Ask at your own risk.

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 16, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957 "2007-10-16T18:55:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cosseys-corner-ask-at-your-own-risk/234957/204 "2011-07-15T08:47:49Z")

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> [@FS: Kitchen Cabinets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-kitchen-cabinets/43899/9):
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> what’s wrong with black people

I just don’t like overwhelming ratios of b:w.

> [@thoughts on wheel spacers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thoughts-on-wheel-spacers/43918/25):
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> How come every morning when I wake up I don’t have to poop, then shortly after arriving at work I need to take a nice shit? Is it my bodies way of saying “hold onto this masterpiece for a little longer, it will be a useful excuse for a break at the office”?

I think it’s because your body realizes that paid poops are that much better, and it’s trying to say “hey man, by waiting til you get to work to do this, I’ve allowed to you sleep for 5-10 minutes longer and put some dollars in your pocket while you were putting brownies in the bowl.”

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