# Cougarspeed: I AM F'ING AWESOME!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 14, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488 "2008-07-14T19:59:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/41 "2008-07-14T20:26:10Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> What the hell is this shit? And where is Average Joe’s? I’ve heard of Broadway Joe’s, but Average? Who wants to be average?

Dawn, your apparently bountiful lameness is shitting this thread up…

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/42 "2008-07-14T20:26:45Z")

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you fags are actually going to joes on a monday… There is never anything to do there… God I wouldn’t be seen in that place EVER

:snky:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/43 "2008-07-14T20:27:13Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> you fags are actually going to joes on a monday… There is never anything to do there… God I wouldn’t be seen in that place EVER
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> :snky:

ARe you on your way, gay?

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/44 "2008-07-14T20:28:01Z")

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My ride is here. Leaving in a minute! :highfive:

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/45 "2008-07-14T20:28:10Z")

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I am not … i have to work at 845… and I’m gonna take my 6am jog ☹ I’m fat! My shirts are getting all rubicanted

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/46 "2008-07-14T20:28:43Z")

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Fatty fatty 2x4

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/47 "2008-07-14T20:28:59Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> I am not … i have to work at 845… and I’m gonna take my 6am jog ☹ I’m fat! My shirts are getting all rubicanted

:carnut

Too bad your asshole isn’t getting rubicanted… Maybe later.

I bet you prance when you jog, don’t you…

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/48 "2008-07-14T20:47:28Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Did someone say beer?

my ears perked up.

edit: after reading this thread, i am going to be a sally. too much drinking this past weekend.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/49 "2008-07-14T20:58:50Z")

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> [@evolve](#):
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> my ears perked up.
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> edit: after reading this thread, i am going to be a sally. too much drinking this past weekend.

x2.  
That and I picked up what I thought was a cold in vegas but has lasted for over 2 weeks. im waiting it out a lil longer before i declare a diagnosis of super aids.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/50 "2008-07-14T23:36:57Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> x2.  
> That and I picked up what I thought was a cold in vegas but has lasted for over 2 weeks. im waiting it out a lil longer before i declare a diagnosis of super aids.

we gotta go drinking sometime… Perhaps thursday with the gay duo of fbrendan and cougarspeed…

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/51 "2008-07-15T01:54:06Z")

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What a horrible turn of events tonight. It started off great, but holy shit did it end badly.

And you loved the gayness, Rubi. Don’t lie.

EDIT \_ Girl from Joes might be on her way over @5AM. At least that’s a positive… A positive std test. :roflpicard:

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/52 "2008-07-15T04:15:11Z")

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lol shifter girl has a name!

So you only made it out from 12-5 nice :lol:

Can’t you fuckers start going out earlier…

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/53 "2008-07-15T05:18:08Z")

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lol earlier next time, unless it’s not a school, er, work night.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/54 "2008-07-15T05:22:53Z")

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> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> we gotta go drinking sometime… Perhaps thursday with the gay duo of fbrendan and cougarspeed…

That could work. I keep bitching out on Andrew because of this disease gayness but I may have to just suck it up. (no pun intended)

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/55 "2008-07-15T05:56:46Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> That could work. I keep bitching out on Andrew because of this disease gayness but I may have to just suck it up. (no pun intended)

It could be the socialist drinking squad. :whip:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/56 "2008-07-15T06:00:21Z")

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So Thursday. Average Joes. Beer. The. :tup:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/57 "2008-07-15T06:01:01Z")

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> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> It could be the socialist drinking squad. :whip:

YES! I’ll say I’m poor and they’ll buy me beer! By the end of the night they’ll understand why socialism doesn’t work! And I’ll be drunk!

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/58 "2008-07-15T06:02:17Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> YES! I’ll say I’m poor and they’ll buy me beer! By the end of the night they’ll understand why socialism doesn’t work! And I’ll be drunk!

IN

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/59 "2008-07-15T13:47:46Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> YES! I’ll say I’m poor and they’ll buy me beer! By the end of the night they’ll understand why socialism doesn’t work! And I’ll be drunk!

HAHAHAHA all you will get from me is offers of beer for trunk rides and shin kicks.

BTW last night=teh fail.  
Damn women…or damn me lol who knows.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/60 "2008-07-15T15:35:39Z")

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Eh. You like crazy broads. That’s what ya get.

And before you say it… Yes, I know. Pot. Kettle.

We fail.

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