# Cougarspeed: I AM F'ING AWESOME!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 14, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488 "2008-07-14T19:59:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/61 "2008-07-15T15:38:55Z")

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> [@fbrendan](#):
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> Eh. You like crazy broads. That’s what ya get.
> 
> And before you say it… Yes, I know. Pot. Kettle.
> 
> We fail.

Meh me being a huge asshole never helps. BUT I have strength in numbers. There are plenty more women I can drive insane.

We do fail/

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/62 "2008-07-15T15:39:08Z")

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Crazy girls RULE!!!

I keep my ex around cause she is fucking INSANE! And its soo entertaining

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/63 "2008-07-15T15:48:16Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Crazy girls RULE!!!
> 
> I keep my ex around cause she is fucking INSANE! And its soo entertaining

she probably likes your fat stomach too. :cky:

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/64 "2008-07-15T15:48:16Z")

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I seem to also enjoy females of the crazy variety.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/65 "2008-07-15T15:57:59Z")

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Yeah, they are pretty awesome.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/66 "2008-07-15T16:32:17Z")

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i’ve found there are three categories for choosing women:

sanity  
looks  
smarts

**choose two**

if you don’t believe me, you have not known her long enough

for example:

she could be bangin and sane, but try to have a decent conversation with her and you wish you never tried

she could be smart and sane, but she’s not so easy on the eyes

If she looks good and she is smart, she’s off the DEEP end.

there are varying degrees, but I have yet to find one that doesnt fit into this

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**Author:** ![BlkKnight099](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkknight099/32/5276_2.png) [@BlkKnight099](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkKnight099)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/67 "2008-07-15T20:56:09Z")

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you guys are to much. I love it.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/68 "2008-07-15T21:54:09Z")

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Mark, come be social.

There is a leet NYSpeed meet on Thursday. Call me.

And tonight I learned that Cougarspeed is not awesome… 18-year-old bi-sexual volleyball-playing highschool-senior couples are f’ing awesome! Their parents should be happy that I’m a good guy. :meh2:

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/69 "2008-07-15T23:04:58Z")

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> [@fbrendan](#):
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> Mark, come be social.
> 
> There is a leet NYSpeed meet on Thursday. Call me.
> 
> And tonight I learned that Cougarspeed is not awesome… 18-year-old bi-sexual volleyball-playing highschool-senior couples are f’ing awesome! Their parents should be happy that I’m a good guy. :meh2:

FGGT I JUST CALLED YOU!!

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/70 "2008-07-15T23:50:16Z")

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wat?

pm’d

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/71 "2008-07-16T04:13:50Z")

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omgomgomgomgomgomg

what?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/72 "2008-07-16T06:39:18Z")

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:eek:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/73 "2008-07-16T06:42:57Z")

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You guys had a 4some with those two chicks then accidentally started fucking each other didn’t you? “Oops. My bad man! :highfive:”

:gay:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/74 "2008-07-16T07:25:48Z")

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details meng, details!!

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/75 "2008-07-16T07:48:19Z")

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bring these broads to socialist drinking team thursday. that’s an order. Go old school chalked ID stylez or something.

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**Author:** ![BlkKnight099](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkknight099/32/5276_2.png) [@BlkKnight099](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkKnight099)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/76 "2008-07-16T12:52:06Z")

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Sorry going to see Dark Knight on thursday night.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/77 "2008-07-16T12:53:12Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> bring these broads to socialist drinking team thursday. that’s an order. Go old school chalked ID stylez or something.

They’re obviously athletic. They could just hop the railing onto the patio. :tup:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/78 "2008-07-16T12:53:55Z")

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> [@BlkKnight099](#):
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> Sorry going to see Dark Knight on thursday night.

gay

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/79 "2008-07-16T12:54:31Z")

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LOL. I am not bringing them anywhere. I got in trouble at our game for sharing pitchers and I didn’t invite them.

Mark - You suck. lol. I hear the only way I can see you is if we have a puppy play date. nohomo.

And Rega wanted me to say hi.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cougarspeed-i-am-fing-awesome/51488/80 "2008-07-16T12:56:19Z")

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> [@fbrendan](#):
>
> LOL. I am not bringing them anywhere. I got in trouble at our game for sharing pitchers and I didn’t invite them.
> 
> Mark - You suck. lol. I hear the only way I can see you is if we have a puppy play date. nohomo.
> 
> And Rega wanted me to say hi.

what was omgomgomgomg all about?

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