# Country Fest 2011 **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 8, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319 "2011-07-08T15:40:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/21 "2011-07-08T17:24:38Z")
This will be a festival of every mattess on the floor with no sheets, lampshade less lamps in house, half paint half wall paper room type of person in the state attending. The sex affendor count must go out the fucking roof at this get together to celebrate 'merica and white trashdom. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/22 "2011-07-08T17:27:06Z")
First time since '05 I wont be attending. Really nobody I feel like paying to go see and I love country music. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/23 "2011-07-08T17:42:50Z")
> [@FS: Sabres Rangers tix for Saturday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-sabres-rangers-tix-for-saturday/43750/4): > > I love how the idiots with girlfriends think this is going to be the greatest thing ever. Stallmer always uses the “there will be mad chicks” but we all know damn well he will never do more then gawk at them. Rant over And as I recall from this forum, after every one of these, “The chicks sucked” “There wasnt anything good to look at” and similar :lol FUCK CUNTRY MUSIK ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/24 "2011-07-08T17:43:41Z")
> [@WTH:powdercoat wheels gold](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-powdercoat-wheels-gold/43721/6): > > This will be a festival of every mattess on the floor with no sheets, lampshade less lamps in house, half paint half wall paper room type of person in the state attending. The sex affendor count must go out the fucking roof at this get together to celebrate 'merica and white trashdom. Two words; TOUCH LAMPS ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/25 "2011-07-08T17:47:56Z")
When i was little my neighbor had an optimus prime, megatron and starscream series of 3 touch lamps. The shades each looked like their faces. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/26 "2011-07-08T17:54:13Z")
for every decent looking girl at country fest theres usually 35 road pigs with a body like Shrek in short shorts and a spaghetti strap shirt. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/27 "2011-07-08T17:55:58Z")
Pjb, we can find you a girl there, a decent one. Youre a top ranking catch there. Truck, stang, debt, you are fucking IN. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/28 "2011-07-08T17:58:30Z")
I dont want a land whale and Im working anyway. Overtime. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/29 "2011-07-08T18:00:32Z")
> [@DeathbyRT"](#): > > When i was little my neighbor had an optimus prime, megatron and starscream series of 3 touch lamps. The shades each looked like their faces. Actually sounds kinda cool :lol I heart Transformers ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/30 "2011-07-08T18:02:20Z")
Yeah. I was helping him move his room and i dropped them all down the stairs and broke them. He cried. ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/31 "2011-07-08T21:10:36Z")
Heading there at 8ish AM and going HAM all day ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/32 "2011-07-08T21:12:52Z")
> [@Capacitors](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/capacitors/43703/7): > > Heading there at 8ish AM and going HAM all day YEA BUDDY ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/33 "2011-07-08T22:11:07Z")
i got a 100 dollar bill , stallmer hits this off tommorow in the handicap porta potti ![http://thebrownleeblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fat-ugly-girl-non-nude-pictures.jpg](http://thebrownleeblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fat-ugly-girl-non-nude-pictures.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/34 "2011-07-08T22:19:36Z")
Dude you could totally # her belly button ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/35 "2011-07-08T23:19:06Z")
> [@The Kingdom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-kingdom/36131/22): > > First time since '05 I wont be attending. Really nobody I feel like paying to go see and I love country music. same here… ---
**Author:** ![streetsweeper1098](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@streetsweeper1098](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/streetsweeper1098)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/36 "2011-07-09T00:10:26Z")
Why all the hate on country? ---
**Author:** ![jordanEBP](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jordanebp/32/6447_2.png) [@jordanEBP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jordanEBP)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/37 "2011-07-09T05:27:58Z")
gonna be hammered drunk… AMERICA ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/38 "2011-07-09T06:12:29Z")
> [@Capacitors](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/capacitors/43703/7): > > Heading there at 8ish AM and going HAM all day Liar, you didnt even leave your damn house yet. ---
**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/39 "2011-07-09T06:20:46Z")
I don’t know, I’ve seen pics from country festivities and some of the bitches be looking mighty hot smackable. But I have no standards, so what do I know? ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319/40 "2011-07-09T12:12:14Z")
> [@Sully93vr4"](#): > > Liar, you didnt even leave your damn house yet. I knew it. :rofl [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/country-fest-2011/259319.md?page=3)