# Countryfest '09 **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097 "2009-03-26T15:10:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/81 "2009-07-12T09:02:40Z")
finally sober enough to figure out how to turn my computer on:lol country fest was awesum! i think i said oh haii cp about 300 times. wayne sold his shirt to some bull dyke lmao, dfdrocks was getting hit on by ghey guys and almost fought an army recruiter, my other friend was pissing in some ladys lawn, passed out and the lady called the cops, they tried taking him away in an ambulance but he refused and they finally let him go, apparently he blew a .28 :ahh:lol good times ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/82 "2009-07-12T09:20:55Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#): > > Cleavland Steamers, Alaskan Shitrods, Dirty Sanchez’s and Angry Pirates were commonplace during PJB’s Countryfest 2009 experience. none of that shit (literally) going on. Just too much Old Crow and Gatorade mixes. ---
**Author:** ![hosl380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hosl380/32/6529_2.png) [@hosl380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hosl380)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/83 "2009-07-12T10:44:09Z")
so pissed i missed it…was such a good lineup this year too. work FTMFL! ---
**Author:** ![darksidedub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@darksidedub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/darksidedub)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/84 "2009-07-12T11:24:28Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#): > > Cleavland Steamers, Alaskan Shitrods, Dirty Sanchez’s and Angry Pirates were commonplace during PJB’s Countryfest 2009 experience. alright, ive heard pf cleveland steamers, dirty sanchez’s and angry pirates…but what the fuck is an alaskan shitrod lol? ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/85 "2009-07-12T11:31:55Z")
> [@FS: Nintendo Wii](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nintendo-wii/20434/2): > > alright, ive heard pf cleveland steamers, dirty sanchez’s and angry pirates…but what the fuck is an alaskan shitrod lol? hmmm couldn’t find alaskan shitrod…but I did find alaskan pipeline on [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com) 1. alaskan pipeline 1247 up, 247 down n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001. Andy: “Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?” Brian: “You know I can’t do that again. Dad will spank us!” Andy: “Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those.” Brian: “I know Andy dear, I know.” ---
**Author:** ![99Blackex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99blackex/32/6396_2.png) [@99Blackex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Blackex)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/86 "2009-07-12T12:45:13Z")
my first year at countryfest and wont be my last. Was deff a good time ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097/87 "2009-07-12T12:49:41Z")
> [@Review: Casino Royale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-casino-royale/20317/20): > > hmmm couldn’t find alaskan shitrod…but I did find alaskan pipeline on [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com) > > 1. alaskan pipeline 1247 up, 247 down > n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. > > Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001. > Andy: “Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?” > > Brian: “You know I can’t do that again. Dad will spank us!” > > Andy: “Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those.” > > Brian: “I know Andy dear, I know.” That is absolutely terrible. I may go vomit now. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/countryfest-09/243097.md?page=4)