# coworker just owned himself... **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [August 12, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116 "2008-08-12T09:07:33Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/1 "2008-08-12T09:07:33Z")
so I’m standing around talking with a few people when a dude walks up to us and says to me him: did somebody hit your car? me: I don’t think so, what makes you think they did him: there’s a big scrape on the side me: really? where on the car him: drivers side, looks pretty bad me: you know what the interesting thing about this is? him: what? me: that I left my car at home today and took my girlfriend’s car because I’m working on mine then he just walks away… what a retard. ---
### Author: ![Slopoke](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slopoke/32/7248_2.png) [@Slopoke](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slopoke) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/2 "2008-08-12T09:09:11Z")
ok, so it cant be someone else white lancer? ---
### Author: ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/3 "2008-08-12T09:09:58Z")
slowwwpoke doesn’t get the joke… ---
### Author: ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/4 "2008-08-12T09:11:09Z")
I was hoping for another story about someone spilling Code Red on themselves :gotme: ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/5 "2008-08-12T09:11:53Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > I was hoping for another story about someone spilling Code Red on themselves :gotme: Heh. First thing I thought of too. ---
### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/6 "2008-08-12T10:02:42Z")
I dont get it. ---
### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/7 "2008-08-12T10:05:18Z")
I’m still not sure if he was trying to be funny? there are no other cars like mine. ---
### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/8 "2008-08-12T10:09:09Z")
- :io: ---
### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/9 "2008-08-12T10:10:27Z")
yea… ---
### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/10 "2008-08-12T10:15:55Z")
![http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/store/crickets.jpg](http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/store/crickets.jpg) ---
### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/11 "2008-08-12T10:21:10Z")
Oh…thats what happened. ---
### Author: ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/12 "2008-08-12T10:23:10Z")
office blogs ftw!!! ---
### Author: ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/13 "2008-08-12T10:24:24Z")
what? ---
### Author: ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/14 "2008-08-12T10:24:32Z")
this thread sucks ---
### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/15 "2008-08-12T10:30:59Z")
yeah, pretty much. not as amusing to others I guess. ---
### Author: ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/16 "2008-08-12T10:31:01Z")
this thread delivers on the promise of a new America! ---
### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/17 "2008-08-12T10:31:52Z")
on the upside, I can has karma ``` coworker just owned... 08-12-2008 01:25 PM this thread failed, hard. coworker just owned... 08-12-2008 01:12 PM nopers, still not funny coworker just owned... 08-12-2008 01:09 PM fail story coworker just owned... 08-12-2008 01:07 PM There was no "ownage" this is lame. Please do not post. coworker just owned... 08-12-2008 01:06 PM this story sucked coworker just owned... 08-12-2008 12:09 PM no one cares? ``` ---
### Author: ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/18 "2008-08-12T10:37:34Z")
Better ownage: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/CodeRed.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/CodeRed.jpg) ---
### Author: ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/19 "2008-08-12T10:37:36Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > I was hoping for another story about someone spilling Code Red on themselves :gotme: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/CodeRed.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/5/753dca717e3897f9202aea780a56c5433b692e3c.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe) #### Post date: [August 12, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116/20 "2008-08-12T10:37:53Z")
damnit ANDY! you beat me to it. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworker-just-owned-himself/53116.md?page=2)