# Coworkers...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 3, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193 "2006-04-03T07:17:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/1 "2006-04-03T07:17:56Z")
Well, I am sitting here at work today at UB and the student next to me is this huge fat black girl. She just keeps on bitching and moaning about how “hard” her job is here (90% of the time shes sitting there on the computer using AIM and eating a doughnut) and right now she is alphabatizing some files and it sounds likes shes having trouble breathing. Its disgusting me! GAAHHH!! Its like shes out of breath from putting papers in order… I dont know, it scared me alittle bit.
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### Author:  [@Xrunner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xrunner)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/2 "2006-04-03T07:22:34Z")
sounds like some hard work… esp when she has to decript the keyboard to know her abc’s she is confused give her a break
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### Author:  [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/3 "2006-04-03T07:31:07Z")
make fun of her until she cries, maybe it will convince her to become healthy.
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/4 "2006-04-03T07:33:24Z")
Hahaha, I was making some blatant comments about ignorant people earlier in her direction to another guy thats here, and then we started talking about eating healthy and enjoying the weather outside and everything. She just sat there. I think shes too stupid to understand. Also, when i mentioned my scion to the other guy, she thought it was some sort of sports car. That was awkward.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/5 "2006-04-03T07:35:32Z")
ewww… fat people sometimes really gross me out. especially when they breath really loud. gross.
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/6 "2006-04-03T07:39:14Z")
Oh my god, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Shes got blue ink all over her shit and her hands and shit, and she has no clue because she cant see her stomach where it is! This is so hilarious… I guess her pen exploded and she rubbed her gut in it somehow?
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### Author:  [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/7 "2006-04-03T07:41:43Z")
sabotage her workspace. Teach her a lesson 4 being lazy. I hate lazy whiny coworkers
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### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/8 "2006-04-03T07:44:27Z")
unbolt parts of her chair, be ready with a video-camera phone. there’s not much funnier than a fat person falling over 🤣
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/9 "2006-04-03T07:45:01Z")
HAHAHA OMG just PICTURING that is making me laugh. I think i might just do that, if not today, than wednesday.
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/10 "2006-04-03T07:46:36Z")
PICS OR BAN
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### Author:  [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/11 "2006-04-03T07:50:41Z")
does she happen to look like that FATTIE in the Myspace Girl thread?
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/12 "2006-04-03T07:54:06Z")
Uhh, I have no idea if she looks like the fattie in the myspace thread, but I am going to assume that yes, she does. I will grap a picture if I end up dropping her on her ass, I dont want to break the floor or anything though.
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### Author:  [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/13 "2006-04-03T08:10:10Z")
LOL! U should take a look and compare
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/14 "2006-04-03T08:16:55Z")
pics? :lol:
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/15 "2006-04-10T06:24:54Z")
Didnt happen ☹ No bolts on the chair to take apart, its wooden. So shes ehre again today, and apparently she wasted like 3 hours last week putting the wrong labels on some folders (3000 folders). Now we all find out she did it wrong and we all needed to fucking take the labels off. We left her about 25 to do, and shes bitching and moaning about how long it took to put the stickers on them in the first place. THEN she has the NERVE to complain that we left some for her to do. Screw that, you fat black fuck. Learn to grow the fuck up. Jesus!
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/16 "2006-04-10T06:28:32Z")
YES! SHE QUIT! SHE FiNALLY QUIT!!! 🙂
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### Author:  [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2006, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/17 "2006-04-10T06:30:41Z")
> [@98 Red Ex](#):
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> …and it sounds likes shes having trouble breathing. Its disgusting me! GAAHHH!! Its like shes out of breath from putting papers in order… I dont know, it scared me alittle bit.
Has anyone else heard the Adam Sandler skit “Fatty McGee”? Have her listen to it.
> [@98 Red Ex](#):
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> YES! SHE QUIT! SHE FiNALLY QUIT!!! 🙂
haha nice :tup:
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/18 "2006-04-10T10:47:54Z")
> [@TrueBlue](#):
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> unbolt parts of her chair, be ready with a video-camera phone. there’s not much funnier than a fat person falling over 🤣
lol you got that right
I felt bad for laughing… but couldnt help it :lol:
walking out of the blvd mall a few weeks ago, I see some HUGE lady chilling on the sidewalk in the same fashion you’d see a little kid playing with legos (her feet, out in front of her) and a hover-round sitting behind her (and a group of people standing all around). This was right in front of the TGIF’s entrance.
so I’m walking out and it occours to me that A.) it’s cold out B.) some heavy lady is chilling on the sidewalk in a moo-moo C.) theres a crowd of people
then it hit me lol… she, somehow, managed to fall out of her poor overworked scooter and nobody around was strong enough to lift her back into her chair. Must of been waiting for a cherry picker or something to come help.
I, obviously, didnt laugh in her face or anything, but I couldnt help but chuckle a litte as I was walking to the car
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### Author:  [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/coworkers/10193/19 "2006-04-10T10:53:27Z")
> [@98 Red Ex](#):
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> Oh my god, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Shes got blue ink all over her shit and her hands and shit, and she has no clue because she cant see her stomach where it is! This is so hilarious… I guess her pen exploded and she rubbed her gut in it somehow?
mabye she ate it