# Craigslist Of The Day Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134 "2008-09-16T21:11:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/121 "2009-04-28T13:53:27Z")
Apparently this guy is a German Shepard and will have sex with you for money. What a cool dog. ![http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9154&stc=1&d=1240951966](http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9154&stc=1&d=1240951966) ---
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/122 "2009-07-31T10:58:39Z")
(ACTUAL POSTING FROM CRAIG’S LIST) To the woman that crapped in my car…(NE Portland) We met on Craig’s List so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat… What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your call, Tad P.S. - If you pooped yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché… ---
**Author:** ![baseball24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baseball24/32/7452_2.png) [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/123 "2009-07-31T11:01:16Z")
nice…my kind of date ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/124 "2009-07-31T11:05:12Z")
LMAO. HOLY SHIT. I want results dammit. post of the fucking week ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/125 "2009-07-31T11:52:03Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#): > > I await your call, Tad > > P.S. - If you pooped yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché… i fuckign LOL’d really hard at this ---
**Author:** ![TMAN1985](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tman1985/32/5408_2.png) [@TMAN1985](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TMAN1985)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/126 "2009-07-31T11:53:52Z")
:lol:LOLZ ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/127 "2009-07-31T12:25:48Z")
> Please don’t feel bad. > The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First > dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/128 "2009-07-31T13:45:24Z")
awesome. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/129 "2009-07-31T17:37:26Z")
[http://buffalo.craigslist.org/eng/1298973111.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/eng/1298973111.html) I emailed them for more infoz! ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/130 "2009-07-31T17:40:37Z")
:fail: ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/131 "2009-07-31T17:41:27Z")
Great success I got a reply ``` "from Zouzou Atallah <atallahj0@hotmail.com> ``` to [XXXXXXX@gmail.com](mailto:XXXXXXX@gmail.com) date Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 8:38 PM subject RE: Craigslist mailed-by [hotmail.com](http://hotmail.com) hide details 8:38 PM (3 minutes ago) I need to get into a website" I asked for more details… Zouzou Atallah is the person requesting some website be hacked…a quick search…and… [http://www.myspace.com/a13lebanezefreak](http://www.myspace.com/a13lebanezefreak) Zouzou Atallah | Tonawanda, NY | [Classmates.com](http://Classmates.com) Zouzou Atallah 2010 graduating class of Kenmore East High School in Tonawanda, NY is on ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/132 "2009-07-31T18:00:40Z")
yeahhhhhHHHHHH, what! ---
**Author:** ![technoticmedia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/technoticmedia/32/4990_2.png) [@technoticmedia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/technoticmedia)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/133 "2009-07-31T18:33:12Z")
lmao ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/134 "2009-08-03T05:39:12Z")
Conversing on the internet about hacking with someone with a name Atallah may put you on the DHS watch list. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/135 "2009-08-03T05:42:51Z")
They didn’t want anything cool hacked they wanted some mobgaming site hacked. ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/136 "2009-08-30T02:52:04Z")
ITZ MADD KUSTOM after reading this i wanted to put a bullet in my skull [http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1343248934.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1343248934.html) ---
**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/137 "2009-08-30T10:53:09Z")
> [@1sik bmw](#): > > ITZ MADD KUSTOM > > after reading this i wanted to put a bullet in my skull > > [http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1343248934.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1343248934.html) i dont uderstan that honda looks awesome and has everything i could imagine. ---
**Author:** ![SVTdriver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svtdriver/32/4956_2.png) [@SVTdriver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVTdriver)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/138 "2009-08-30T22:45:08Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Conversing on the internet about hacking with someone with a name Atallah may put you on the DHS watch list. i know that kid! he’s a little douchebag from tonawanda ---
**Author:** ![frost12850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@frost12850](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/frost12850)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/139 "2009-09-03T18:20:19Z")
Looks to be a pretty nice 2002 [http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1357054914.html](http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1357054914.html) ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day-thread/55134/140 "2009-09-11T07:30:23Z")
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