# Crashing into Ditches....

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 6, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862 "2007-12-06T15:00:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/1 "2007-12-06T15:00:18Z")

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A winter statistic:

98% OF AMERICANS SAY ‘_OH SHIT_’ BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.  
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM BUFFALO AND THEY SAY, ‘_HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS._’

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### Author: ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/2 "2007-12-06T15:01:33Z")

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haha

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### Author: ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/3 "2007-12-06T15:02:51Z")

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lolol

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/4 "2007-12-06T15:03:28Z")

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har har 😛

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### Author: ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/5 "2007-12-06T15:05:23Z")

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lol some one just texted me this

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/6 "2007-12-06T15:38:44Z")

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ha yeah i had this texted to me the other day, funny stuff…so true…

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### Author: ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/7 "2007-12-06T20:58:56Z")

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🤣

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/8 "2007-12-06T21:00:34Z")

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must be a text chain, i got it today too

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/9 "2007-12-06T21:05:01Z")

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got it texted to me again from a person who doesn’t even know at all the initial person who sent it to me…immediately after posting the first time in this thread…these text chains would be cool if you could track them, would probably do wonders for that whole 6 degrees of knowing theory or whatever it’s called…

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/10 "2007-12-06T21:05:45Z")

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maybe the ones that we all got started at the same person!!! omgzors

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/11 "2007-12-06T21:16:41Z")

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thats funny because before I git a pol with my Achieva, I said “ohhh SHIT!”

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### Author: ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crashing-into-ditches/39862/12 "2007-12-06T22:12:06Z")

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last time i went off the road i was doing 50 down clinton in 4 inches of slush … on bald tires … last thought before going off the road: “oh look, the bar’s right there”

so yea, destroyed 30 feet worth of some dudes lawn, car stopped on his driveway and blocked him in as he was trying to back out to leave, lol.

i was nice enough to throw my hazards on … despite the fact that i was like 10 feet from the road … then i walked across the street and got hammered at the bar while i waited for the tow truck.
