# Crazy night **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 24, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623 "2004-01-24T21:12:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/1 "2004-01-24T21:12:25Z")
I was delivering some Chinese food tonight… On a delivery to a house on Warrendale-Bayne Road, i lost traction halfway up a guy’s driveway, slid backwards, sideways, and then ass-first off a cliff into a 10-12 foot deep trench. My car was nearly vertical as I sat in the driver’s seat, seeing only sky and branches through the windscreen. I climbed out of the car, climbed the cliff, and delivered the guy’s food. “$40.52” I said to him, laughing my ass off (I think I was in shock). He paid me, and then looked in the direction of his driveway and saw 30% of my car poking over the side of his driveway, aimed straight at the moon. I wish I had his face and my car’s position on film. Long story short, he yanked me up the cliff with his Cherokee, and I drove back to work giggling maniacally. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/2 "2004-01-24T21:18:11Z")
mmmmmm Chineese… ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/3 "2004-01-24T21:31:52Z")
gotta love little midget rides ---
**Author:** ![darkstain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@darkstain](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/darkstain)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/4 "2004-01-24T22:12:04Z")
:gives: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/5 "2004-01-25T03:41:40Z")
hahahahahahahahahahahah :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/6 "2004-01-25T04:09:10Z")
thats wild!!!🆒 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/7 "2004-01-25T06:24:50Z")
any damage?? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/8 "2004-01-25T06:25:36Z")
> _Originally posted by BlkP42E_ > **any damage??** not as far as i can tell. i’m going to look under it today. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/9 "2004-01-25T06:28:23Z")
That’s a good way to make people feel bad for you and give big tips! I bet he shovels his driveway next time. ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/10 "2004-01-25T08:11:21Z")
sorry… but that howard dean banner has to go… ---
**Author:** ![Black\_WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black_ws6/32/5952_2.png) [@Black\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_WS6)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/11 "2004-01-25T08:50:13Z")
> _Originally posted by turbovw18_ > **sorry… but that howard dean banner has to go…** > x2 ---
**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/12 "2004-01-25T09:11:05Z")
> _Originally posted by turbovw18_ > **sorry… but that howard dean banner has to go…** The beauty of patriotic republicans in action, upholding the constitutional right of the freedom of speech. I love this country. :rolleyes: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/13 "2004-01-25T09:18:41Z")
come on quit hijacking his thread… this is the funniest shit i ever read he fucking still delivered the chinese!!! buhahahhahahahahah ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/14 "2004-01-25T09:49:46Z")
> _Originally posted by whitey_ > **come on quit hijacking his thread… this is the funniest shit i ever read** > > > > **he fucking still delivered the chinese!!! buhahahhahahahahah** > seriously, if you fagg0rts wanna talk politics…take it to on-topic. ---
**Author:** ![darkstain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@darkstain](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/darkstain)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/15 "2004-01-25T10:59:50Z")
i thoguth u build cars to get away form other life shit, and u highjack the car thread and make it politics go eat shit ---
**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/16 "2004-01-25T13:39:57Z")
> _Originally posted by whitey_ > **come on quit hijacking his thread… this is the funniest shit i ever read** > > > > **he fucking still delivered the chinese!!! buhahahhahahahahah** haha, thats the best part, i wish he had pics of how the car was ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/17 "2004-01-25T13:45:43Z")
> _Originally posted by Jeff95TA_ > **That’s a good way to make people feel bad for you and give big tips! I bet he shovels his driveway next time.** i got a $40 tip when delivering a pizza to some sewickley dude’s house when i got a flat tire in his driveway. He thought i ran over something, but in fact i just ran the tires on the cords too long. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/18 "2004-01-25T14:14:38Z")
that was funny 🤣 :blue: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/19 "2004-01-25T18:07:00Z")
Not to get back off-topic, but I have, in no way, forced anyone to support Howard Dean. The banner is in my sig. I’m not insulting anyone who backs any other candidate, no matter how invalid their opinion may be. So, in short, shut the fuck up and talk cars. If you want to debate politics, start a thread and I’ll be happy to tell you how wrong your political opinions are. ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623/20 "2004-01-25T18:08:29Z")
> _Originally posted by michaelblanyer_ > **Not to get back off-topic, but I have, in no way, forced anyone to support Howard Dean. The banner is in my sig. I’m not insulting anyone who backs any other candidate, no matter how invalid their opinion may be. So, in short, shut the fuck up and talk cars. If you want to debate politics, start a thread and I’ll be happy to tell you how wrong your political opinions are.** thats funny since you are the one that posted the sig… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-night/163623.md?page=2)