# Crop Dusting **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 22, 2008, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210 "2008-04-22T06:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![juicedz4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedz4/32/5051_2.png) [@juicedz4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juicedz4)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/21 "2008-04-22T11:25:27Z")
I like to call it , the trail of tears. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/22 "2008-04-22T11:53:59Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > I visted a friend who was a 3rd grade teacher during school hours… i crop dusted but accidently made it audible… I blamed it on a fat kid and he took the heat. The nice thing about 3rd graders…they don’t believe adults fart. :lol: co-workers are looking at me i lol’d so hard ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/23 "2008-04-22T12:05:21Z")
> [@nitroinsane](#): > > Some guy shit his pants at my counter yesterday LOL ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/24 "2008-04-22T12:28:10Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > so you’re the reason everyone bitches about the smell… haha I do it at both my jobs. At best buy I usually like to take a quick stroll through computers since that’s where most of the quiet people are. That or appliances. Because seriously, who will people think smells first, me or Bittler? exaaaacctly my friend lol. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/25 "2008-04-22T13:11:22Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > haha I do it at both my jobs. At best buy I usually like to take a quick stroll through computers since that’s where most of the quiet people are. > > That or appliances. Because seriously, who will people think smells first, me or Bittler? exaaaacctly my friend lol. when i used to work in appliances it would be dead for 3 hours. not a single person would come in. the second i’d slip to the back corner of the department and let a nasty one rip some asshole would want to buy some shitty appliance i had hiding back there. never failed. now i don’t even have time for a quick fart. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/26 "2008-04-22T13:20:36Z")
you should rip them right into the fridges, then when they open the doors. OOHHHHHHh What the fucckk ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/27 "2008-04-22T13:34:39Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > The title made me think about a biplane and a corn field, you through me way off. +1… i didnt click it till it sunk in… at about the 20 post mark lol ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/28 "2010-09-07T11:23:33Z")
Bump. Corn dogs can do some serious damage. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/29 "2010-09-07T11:33:46Z")
Great bump. It’s the worst when you are marinating in some morning fart action and someone comes up to your cube. Oops! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/30 "2010-09-07T11:41:55Z")
My personal favorite is to take the elevator solo up to the executives’ floor and let one rip just as I’m about to get out. Alternatively, their bathroom is very nice and includes the Wall St Journal in each stall daily. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/31 "2010-09-07T11:50:11Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > Great bump. > > It’s the worst when you are marinating in some morning fart action and someone comes up to your cube. Oops! This just hapened. He left quickly… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/32 "2010-09-07T11:55:02Z")
LOL I did that last week. SO awkward ---
**Author:** ![Mike93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike93/32/7325_2.png) [@Mike93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike93)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/33 "2010-09-07T12:09:40Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > This just hapened. He left quickly… Better rid your system of this and not bring it back to the house… ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/34 "2010-09-07T17:42:10Z")
Some guy shit his pants at the chicken wing festival. I was in line for the stall he was in and he walked out in his underwear and kicked his shorts into the corner. He said he had an accident. I decided at that moment the longer line for the urinal wasn’t that long. No idea what he did. He was gone when I left. I suppose he left in his underpants. Not the same but kinda along the same theme of bodily functions. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/35 "2010-09-08T05:23:40Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > It’s the worst when you are marinating in some morning fart action and someone comes up to your cube. Oops! Or when they try to walk into your office and look like they hit an invisible door at the threshold. :io: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/36 "2010-09-08T06:04:19Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Or when they try to walk into your office and look like they hit an invisible door at the threshold. :io: I only have 3 half walls at this point in my life. I will continue to dream of the day I can fart in my very own closed door office. ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210/37 "2010-09-08T11:56:03Z")
:lol: Steve Bryne does a bit on this… hillarious [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crop-dusting/47210.md?page=1)