# daddy came home with a present lol

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 6, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401 "2008-10-06T17:19:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/1 "2008-10-06T17:19:45Z")

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so yea i was telling my dad last night about how they used to use jagermeister for colds and as a cough syrup (had a cold all weekend) so he walks in the door today and hands me a litre of jager…FTMFW!!!

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/2 "2008-10-06T17:23:16Z")

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dont know ya or know what ya look like but ummmmmmmmmmm :giggedy :giggedy :naughty im a cheep date ;D

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/3 "2008-10-06T17:24:01Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> dont know ya or know what ya look like but ummmmmmmmmmm :giggedy :giggedy :naughty im a cheep date ;D

:crackup :crackup :crackup John he’s a dude.

:umm

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/4 "2008-10-06T17:25:29Z")

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whhhhatttttttttt what kind of dude calls himself sexy time :gay :fail :crackup

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/5 "2008-10-06T17:29:02Z")

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> [@K20powerz](#):
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> :crackup :crackup :crackup John he’s a dude.
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> :umm

:rofl PWNT!!!

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/6 "2008-10-06T17:32:56Z")

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> [@cazwrx187](#):
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> :rofl PWNT!!!

:stfu thats not right a dude callin himself sexy time what would you think if ya didnt know jesus…is he at least a hot guy :wtf

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**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/7 "2008-10-06T17:37:20Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> dont know ya or know what ya look like but ummmmmmmmmmm :giggedy :giggedy :naughty im a cheep date ;D

NO NO your a who-ore :nod

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/8 "2008-10-06T17:43:22Z")

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> [@Hank](#):
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> NO NO your a who-ore :nod

whatever just dont call me that in the mornin …i dont normally do things like that :lol

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**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/9 "2008-10-06T17:46:53Z")

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thats what all who-ore say… :haha

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/10 "2008-10-06T17:48:34Z")

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:stfu

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/11 "2008-10-06T17:58:06Z")

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hahahahahahahahaha, not how i thought the thread would turn out but ok

on a side note tho, i do like to think of myself as an attractive individual :ninja

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/12 "2008-10-06T18:44:52Z")

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a/s/l wieght etc etc ;D

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/13 "2008-10-06T18:46:46Z")

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well, then. that’s awkward.

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/14 "2008-10-06T18:56:47Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> a/s/l wieght etc etc ;D

not quite sure what the letter stand for besides the a  
so i’ll give the age and weight for now, 20 and 263 [thats after losing 85lbs…not as big of a fatass anymore ;)]

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/15 "2008-10-06T18:58:13Z")

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still a dude i was just kiddin man im good :lol

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/16 "2008-10-06T18:59:21Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> still a dude i was just kiddin man im good :lol

dammit, i thought i was going to have something (or someone) to do this weekend… :sad

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/17 "2008-10-06T18:59:49Z")

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i heard trav is avail :wow

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/18 "2008-10-06T19:21:02Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> i heard trav is avail :wow

That fag hasn’t been on here in a week or so … :wtf I take it he’s done with cars :lol

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/19 "2008-10-06T19:21:49Z")

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ya notice jt viggen hasnt iether

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddy-came-home-with-a-present-lol/239401/20 "2008-10-06T19:22:14Z")

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> [@88slowmarro](#):
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> ya notice jt viggen hasnt iether

Oh yeahhhh :gay :umm

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