# Dallas FTW

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 14, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785 "2008-12-14T21:42:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/141 "2009-01-12T12:30:05Z")

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I’m sure romo would have rather been playing.

hopefully he doesn’t hurt his widdle pinky finger fucking all dem hot bioches

eli’s wife is pretty damn hot, dude. There is no way she is anywhere near as annoying as simpson. I’d take eli’s wife over simpson any day.  
 ![http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/06_19_08/whitney/EManningAMcGrew_061708_1.jpg](http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/06_19_08/whitney/EManningAMcGrew_061708_1.jpg)

bragging about banging jessica simpson after having a laughing stock of a season… now this is getting absolutely stupid. I’m done

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/142 "2009-01-12T12:53:44Z")

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You’d rather play football than fuck Simpson??

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/143 "2009-01-12T14:14:16Z")

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I’d rather fuck Eli’s wife

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/144 "2009-01-12T14:53:03Z")

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> [@Questions about joining the military.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/questions-about-joining-the-military/12425/32):
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> I’d rather fuck little boys

:squint

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/145 "2009-01-12T14:56:53Z")

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Eli’s wife \> Jessica Simpson…ok I’m done in this thread, all I had to say

:D:retardclap

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/146 "2009-01-12T14:58:42Z")

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> [@9 second Slo\*balt -=VID=-](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-second-slo-balt-vid/12451/11):
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> Yes sean…i too partake in the fucking of little boys, even though im the one usually getting it

:squint

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/147 "2009-01-12T15:00:36Z")

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LOOK EVERYONE!, Adam can quote someone and edit it!

:squint:retardclap:haha\_1:

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/148 "2009-01-12T15:17:43Z")

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> [@There is a racist statement inside.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-racist-statement-inside/12450/40):
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> LOOK EVERYONE!, Adam is far more superior than i am!:bow

:eek: thanks joey!

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**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/149 "2009-01-12T15:21:30Z")

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put it like this, its just a game and there all going home to there going home to some smoking hot girl with a huge house and lots of cars, do you think they REALLY care if they win or loose? To be honest i would be far from pissed, as long as i got the paycheck

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/150 "2009-01-12T15:37:13Z")

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> [@5/24 Tonight..Sabres?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-24-tonight-sabres/12460/2):
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> put it like this, its just a game and there all going home to there going home to some smoking hot girl with a huge house and lots of cars, do you think they REALLY care if they win or loose? To be honest i would be far from pissed, as long as i got the paycheck

+1

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/151 "2009-01-12T18:42:48Z")

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Good for the phillies im just upset the giants didnt show up playing well. Always next year

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/152 "2009-01-12T18:43:53Z")

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> [@psi2high"](#):
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> Good for the phillies im just upset the giants didnt show up playing well. Always next year

Since when did the Phillies switch from baseball to football???:retardclap:retardclap

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/153 "2009-01-12T18:49:15Z")

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Same shit tard bag. The eagles are from philly so it works

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/154 "2009-01-12T18:55:43Z")

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:rofl

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-ftw/240785/155 "2009-01-12T18:56:00Z")

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> [@Neo Vs Robocop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neo-vs-robocop/12438/6):
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> TO may have a big mouth but he doesnt go to a club in nyc with teammates and almost blow his dick of with a gun

PacMan? Tank? Michael Irving? Dwayne Goodrich? Dexter Clinkscale? Nate Newton? Want more?

Shit. Even TODAY a Dallas Cowboy was arrested -\> [http://www.kxii.com/sports/headlines/37454619.html](http://www.kxii.com/sports/headlines/37454619.html)

Yes, I’ll give you Plax but his ass is gone and probably picked up by JJ. :lol:

Saying any team winning the SB is luck is ignorant.

Dallas’s pukage this year is considered one of the worst in franchise history. Not even close to Giants who, by the way, exceeded their season’s expectations as predicted by many analysts.

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