# Dallas man arrested for sprinkling his own fecal mater on pastries @ store **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 27, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878 "2005-10-27T04:53:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/1 "2005-10-27T04:53:47Z")
shitty … lol > DALLAS > **Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries** > Oct 26, 2005, 05:40 AM > > A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries. > > 49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store. > > Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed. > > He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said. > > Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive. > > Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food. > > The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue. > > [http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330&nav=0w0v](http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330&nav=0w0v) ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/2 "2005-10-27T05:05:14Z")
haha heard this on the radio this morning while the drive into the city DIDNT SUCK for once =) lately the 33 has been a bitch i heard when he would grate it with a cheese grater it would always get underneath his poorly maintained fingernails. the FBI also went on to state he would bite his nails frequently :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/3 "2005-10-27T05:09:13Z")
ew…thats disgusting…lol ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/4 "2005-10-27T05:19:25Z")
no that’s yummy what a cool idea ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/5 "2005-10-27T05:23:10Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > …it would always get underneath his poorly maintained fingernails… and just think, he’s a cab driver, he’s handled alot of currency, which circulates rather often and quickly… Whens the last time You washed Your hands? lol ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/6 "2005-10-27T05:24:28Z")
Grated feces. MMMM For some reason all I could think about while reading that were the people at Olive Garden who ask if you want grated cheese on your salad. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/7 "2005-10-27T05:32:52Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Grated feces. MMMM > > For some reason all I could think about while reading that were the people at Olive Garden who ask if you want grated cheese on your salad. “say when” ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/8 "2005-10-27T05:34:08Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > and just think, he’s a cab driver, he’s handled alot of currency, which circulates rather often and quickly… > > Whens the last time You washed Your hands? > > lol the last time my hands got wet was this morning, when i accidentally dropped my watch in the toilet during the middle of a necessary wake up poo ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/9 "2005-10-27T05:38:00Z")
i don’t feel right. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/10 "2005-10-27T05:40:20Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > i don’t feel right. Did you have a shit fritter this morning?? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/11 "2005-10-27T05:41:32Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Did you have a shit fritter this morning?? he didnt have a shit fritter just a dookie covered donut maybe a crap sprinkled cupcake ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/12 "2005-10-27T06:08:42Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > i don’t feel right. those werent “chocolate” sprinkles ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/13 "2005-10-27T06:12:05Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > those werent “chocolate” sprinkles :bsflag: ARE YOU SERIOUS ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/14 "2005-10-27T06:46:26Z")
thats so bad, uggghhh ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/15 "2005-10-27T06:57:39Z")
FIESTA… A buen hambre no hay pan duro ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/16 "2005-10-27T07:06:37Z")
![http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion/images/muffin.jpg](http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion/images/muffin.jpg) I would eat it… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/17 "2005-10-27T10:51:54Z")
im feeling nausious ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/18 "2005-10-27T10:58:49Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > im feeling nausious Yeah you are right. You do make me nauseated. \*Nauseous = something that causes a person to be nauseated. e.g. Poisonous = something that causes a person to be poisoned. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/19 "2005-10-27T11:07:29Z")
Grammar Ninja ATTACK! ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878/20 "2005-10-27T11:11:56Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Yeah you are right. You do make me nauseated. > > \*Nauseous = something that causes a person to be nauseated. > e.g. Poisonous = something that causes a person to be poisoned. Function: adjective 1 : causing nausea or disgust : NAUSEATING 2 : affected with nausea or disgust - nau·seous·ly adverb - nau·seous·ness noun **_usage:_ Those who insist that nauseous can properly be used only in sense 1 and that in sense 2 it is an error for nauseated are mistaken.** Current evidence shows these facts: nauseous is most frequently used to mean physically affected with nausea, usually after a linking verb such as feel or become; figurative use is quite a bit less frequent. Use of nauseous in sense 1 is much more often figurative than literal, and this use appears to be losing ground to nauseating. Nauseated is used more widely than nauseous in sense 2.Pronunciation Key [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dallas-man-arrested-for-sprinkling-his-own-fecal-mater-on-pastries-store/3878.md?page=2)