# Damn Benny...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 11, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290 "2008-06-11T08:37:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/1 "2008-06-11T08:37:46Z")
UnderSteerN2Wall (10:55:04 AM): bring strippers to the meet.
bennyrizz (10:55:09 AM): wtf
UnderSteerN2Wall (10:55:15 AM): yes
UnderSteerN2Wall (10:55:22 AM): i’ve delegated that responsibility to you.
bennyrizz (10:56:06 AM): buhhhh
bennyrizz (10:56:12 AM): i cannot
bennyrizz (10:56:16 AM): i know literally zero strippes
bennyrizz (10:56:17 AM): rs
UnderSteerN2Wall (10:56:28 AM): call places up
bennyrizz (11:10:06 AM): lol dude there is a larger possibilty of me getting a call from google to be a new ceo
bennyrizz (11:10:21 AM): than there is of me bringing strippers to the shift518 bennyfizzle birthday chillngrill
UnderSteerN2Wall (11:11:01 AM): benny, it’s really not that hard. Shit, pay someone enough and you can even get us a lesbo show
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/2 "2008-06-11T08:39:08Z")
:crackup
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/3 "2008-06-11T08:44:44Z")
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/4 "2008-06-11T10:06:37Z")
Benny’s got this fasho. Don’t think i wont be draggin your ass to double visions now that your a man lol.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/5 "2008-06-11T10:08:41Z")
> [@stuff&things](#):
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> Benny’s got this fasho. Don’t think i wont be draggin your ass to double visions now that your a man lol.
late bloomer? most males are labeled “men” at the age of 18, not 21
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/6 "2008-06-11T10:16:07Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> late bloomer? most males are labeled “men” at the age of 18, not 21
You and your god damn “Logic” :nono. I just dont think its official until you can say you’ve had some whores three day old ass sweat rubbed on your shirt. Of course this can be aquired by being 18, but it’s only when one is 21 that you can get buzzed and completely talk out your ass and embarass yourself… legally. Thus becoming a “man”.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/7 "2008-06-11T10:22:41Z")
> [@stuff&things](#):
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> You and your god damn “Logic” :nono. I just dont think its official until you can say you’ve had some whores three day old ass sweat rubbed on your shirt. Of course this can be aquired by being 18, but it’s only when one is 21 that you can get buzzed and completely talk out your ass and embarass yourself… legally. Thus becoming a “man”.
I’m so ready.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/8 "2008-06-11T10:27:05Z")
> [@stuff&things](#):
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> You and your god damn “Logic” :nono. I just dont think its official until you can say you’ve had some whores three day old ass sweat rubbed on your shirt. Of course this can be aquired by being 18, but it’s only when one is 21 that you can get buzzed and completely talk out your ass and embarass yourself… legally. Thus becoming a “man”.
I wasn’t busting your nuts for your statement, I was busting benny’s for becoming a man 3 years later than most ;D
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/9 "2008-06-11T11:05:54Z")
His point is I’m not 21.
I’m 21 in July.
By your way of reasoning most people become 21 at 18?
I r confoozd
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/10 "2008-06-11T11:12:20Z")
wow, I’m bored, but not bored enough to explain this shit.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/11 "2008-06-11T11:19:09Z")
haha this is one of ‘those’ conversations.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/12 "2008-06-11T11:44:39Z")
> [@stuff&things](#):
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> I just dont think its official until you can say you’ve had some whores three day old ass sweat rubbed on your shirt.
:confused
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/13 "2008-06-11T11:58:45Z")
ok. we officially need a funny convo via AIM thread.
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### Author:  [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/14 "2008-06-11T12:36:34Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> wow, I’m bored, but not bored enough to explain this shit.
lol, i was just busting your balls cause you always seem to bring the exaggerations down to earth. I have no idea what benny was trying to say either :lol
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/15 "2008-06-11T12:50:57Z")
> [@stuff&things](#):
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> lol, i was just busting your balls cause you always seem to bring the exaggerations down to earth. I have no idea what benny was trying to say either :lol
I understood… all was well until benny chimed in
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 11, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/16 "2008-06-11T12:53:35Z")
_runs off chasing a moth screaming obscenities_
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/17 "2008-06-12T05:57:01Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> ok. we officially need a funny convo via AIM thread.
we can put em ni that funny quotes thread.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/18 "2008-06-12T05:57:25Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> _runs off chasing a moth screaming obscenities_
:crackup :crackup
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/19 "2008-06-12T08:43:14Z")
benny, stop stealing pics off bf.c and posting them here
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-benny/237290/20 "2008-06-12T08:59:57Z")
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