# damn fuckers

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 4, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426 "2005-04-04T06:54:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/1 "2005-04-04T06:54:05Z")

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some fuck nut window seller calls off hours before the game which means i have to be at a freaking window today dealing with people and i hate people. i mean is better than a kick in the ole johnson but i’m still madder than a fag with lock jaw on valentines day.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/2 "2005-04-04T06:56:24Z")

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i like to fuck boys like mj :dunno:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/3 "2005-04-04T07:03:15Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> i like to fuck boys like mj :dunno:

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**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/4 "2005-04-04T07:16:24Z")

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pewterSS you are the king of the Quote button

haha

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/5 "2005-04-04T07:17:05Z")

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> [@Cutty](#):
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> some fuck nut window seller calls off hours before the game which means i have to be at a freaking window today dealing with people and i hate people. i mean is better than a kick in the ole johnson but i’m still madder than a fag with lock jaw on valentines day.

:owned:

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/6 "2005-04-04T07:44:42Z")

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HAHA they made a mistake, i’m in the clear!!! WOOT!!

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/7 "2005-04-04T07:57:41Z")

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how much are pirate tickets? it might be worth it to go and give Cutty a hard time at the booth, and then you could just urinate on the tickets and throw them in the gutter or something.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/8 "2005-04-04T08:23:20Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> and then you could just urinate on the tickets and throw them in the gutter or something.

that would be 10X as fun as sitting at the game.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_WS6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Silver\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver_WS6)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/9 "2005-04-04T08:54:35Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> that would be 10X as fun as sitting at the game.

so you like to gather in large groups and watch other men urinate on baseball tickets … :eek4dance :darsktar:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/10 "2005-04-04T09:16:37Z")

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> [@bobby311](#):
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> pewterSS you are the king of the Quote button
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> haha

🌑

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/11 "2005-04-04T09:28:34Z")

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> [@Silver\_WS6](#):
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> so you like to gather in large groups and watch other men urinate on baseball tickets … :eek4dance :darsktar:

it’s more entertaining than sitting at a baseball game. :embarassd  
counting my nutsack hair is more thrilling than watching a Pirate baseball game.

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**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/12 "2005-04-04T09:41:07Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> it’s more entertaining than sitting at a baseball game. :embarassd  
> Having MJ counting my nutsack hair is more thrilling than watching a Pirate baseball game.

I knew it, you were molested by Micheal Jackson…

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/13 "2005-04-04T09:42:08Z")

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> [@oneslowbowtie](#):
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> I knew it, you were molested by Micheal Jackson…

yep, where’s my money

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**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/14 "2005-04-04T09:45:42Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> yep, where’s my money

You used it to buy that Uncle Jesse edition type R F-150 🍺

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/15 "2005-04-04T09:46:33Z")

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> [@oneslowbowtie](#):
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> You used it to buy that Uncle Jesse edition type R F-150 🍺

“Iwas molested by MJ and all I got was this lousy rusty old truck”

I need that on a tee shirt

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**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/16 "2005-04-04T09:49:25Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> “Iwas molested by MJ and all I got was this lousy rusty old truck”
> 
> I need that on a tee shirt

That pretty much sums it up. I have nothing to add, you’ve seen the error of your ways…Now buy a GM…

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/17 "2005-04-04T09:56:37Z")

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> [@oneslowbowtie](#):
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> That pretty much sums it up. I have nothing to add, you’ve seen the error of your ways…Now buy a GM…

never

even I will not stoop that low.

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**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/18 "2005-04-04T10:03:23Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> never
> 
> even I will not stoop that low.

:bsflag:

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/19 "2005-04-04T10:13:19Z")

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> [@oneslowbowtie](#):
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> That pretty much sums it up. I have nothing to add, you’ve seen the error of your ways…Now buy a GM…

Since i have both a Ford and a GM, i can vouch that they both suck.

Kthxbye

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**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-fuckers/173426/20 "2005-04-04T10:40:23Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> Since i have both a Ford and a GM, i can vouch that they both suck.
> 
> Kthxbye

Yea, but your not driving a 1977 Dukes of Hazzard hand me down…

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