# Damn, Melissa Holmes is HOT. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 29, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707 "2007-06-29T14:36:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/21 "2007-07-02T19:05:22Z")
^^ she’s just a local newscaster, not exactly unobtanium thurr :tif: ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/22 "2007-07-02T19:11:21Z")
I’d DEFINITELY hit it. ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/23 "2007-07-02T19:29:32Z")
[quote=“Joe,post:19,topic:31707"”] Sweet Home ftw [/quote] yea she looks familiar. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/24 "2007-07-02T20:07:28Z")
[quote=“rj-92,post:18,topic:31707"”] I laid the wood to hear like 8 or 9 years ago. She wasn’t even that hot then. [/quote] oh yea internet stud? whats your name? i graduated with her from sweet home, and she definitely had 0 friends, was totally weird, and looked like doo doo butter. on a side note, her brother is a :gay2: anyways, i think your statement is pretty sketchy, since you are claiming you banged her when she graduated :picard: ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/25 "2007-07-02T22:21:58Z")
[quote=“13005TEDGP”"] rubicant [/quote] lol!!! :lol: ---
**Author:** ![oldford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f17d59/32.png) [@oldford](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oldford)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/26 "2007-07-03T04:55:18Z")
how old is she? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/27 "2007-07-03T06:22:20Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:24,topic:31707"”] oh yea internet stud? whats your name? i graduated with her from sweet home, and she definitely had 0 friends, was totally weird, and looked like doo doo butter. on a side note, her brother is a :gay2: anyways, i think your statement is pretty sketchy, since you are claiming you banged her when she graduated :picard: [/quote] OH SNAP!! ---
**Author:** ![rj-92](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rj-92/32/7310_2.png) [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/28 "2007-07-03T16:08:32Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:24,topic:31707"”] and she definitely had 0 friends, was totally weird, and looked like doo doo butter. [/quote] Did I not say she wasn’t that hot when I hit it? Sheesh, read mang read… ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/29 "2007-07-03T16:24:08Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:24,topic:31707"”] oh yea internet stud? whats your name? i graduated with her from sweet home, and she definitely had 0 friends, was totally weird, and looked like doo doo butter. on a side note, her brother is a :gay2: [/quote] adam, i don’t remember you graduating from SH :gotme: her brother was a good hockey player, i don’t recall nick being a feg tho however i do remember her being somewhat of a sloot and having a large ass lol ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/30 "2007-07-03T19:22:27Z")
OK why is this thread still going on out about this quasi-hottie jesus, can a mod merge this and the HRK thread with retard sex already ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/31 "2007-07-04T21:35:07Z")
listen notebook isn’t bad because i want to sex the ever living Christ out of Rachel mcadams…god she could get it while my g/f watched and tried to stab me with a knife. that is all. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/32 "2007-07-05T04:04:45Z")
[quote=“JDMR2,post:29,topic:31707"”] adam, i don’t remember you graduating from SH :gotme: her brother was a good hockey player, i don’t recall nick being a feg tho however i do remember her being somewhat of a sloot and having a large ass lol [/quote] 98 baby, i was only there junior and senior year though nick was def a feg, no question about it lol ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/33 "2007-07-05T04:13:05Z")
[quote=“psychopjv,post:31,topic:31707"”] listen notebook isn’t bad because i want to sex the ever living Christ out of Rachel mcadams…god she could get it while my g/f watched and tried to stab me with a knife. that is all. [/quote] Wedding Crashers? Red Eye? If so, then I 👏 you, my friend. I just don’t feel like doing a search… ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/34 "2007-07-05T12:10:18Z")
yes wedding crashers. she must be nice if my g/f even says she’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![rskrause](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rskrause/32/7367_2.png) [@rskrause](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rskrause)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/35 "2007-07-06T02:45:35Z")
That chin looks dangerous. And she has a bit of a pancake face. And her hair is stringy. And her forehead is as high as a Klingon’s. Other than that, she is hot. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/36 "2007-07-06T06:57:06Z")
ass2mouth then newscast ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/37 "2007-07-06T06:57:33Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:17,topic:31707"”] The notebook wasn’t even a movie you can watch with a girl to get you laid because by the end of it, all the girl is doing is crying and the last thing she wants is sex. she just wants you to hold her. screw that. [/quote] umm sex while she’s crying? hello ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/38 "2022-03-07T22:14:40Z")
Dont even ask me how i got to posting on this necro thread but keep in mind I’m married soooooo… …yes, she is smoking hot and the reason I get up early to watch channel 4 news. There used to be a young brown eyed brown haired weather girl years ago who I met in person at the erie county fair. I thought my wife was going to punch me. Miss her so bad. Forget her name. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/39 "2022-03-07T22:44:10Z")
very suspect necro-thread revival… ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/40 "2022-03-07T23:19:56Z")
Meh, there are hotter news anchors, physically speaking, but she is pretty hot. I would like to bang her some day. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707.md?page=3)