# Damn Snakes!!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 24, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711 "2004-05-24T09:07:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/1 "2004-05-24T09:07:00Z")

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was up till 2 am last night searching for a snake in my house

walked down my steps and at the bottem i see a snake laying in front of my door

so i hurried up and ran up stairs and put my dog in another room

then walk back down and see it slide undneath the door into the garage!!

walk out search all over the place finally move the tool box and hear pop’s say  
theres that bitch

so i get ahold of in with my handie dandy snap on tool retrival tool and get the snake into a bucket to find out what it really is!

look in sure enough a northern copperhead:  
[http://www.thepetcenter.com/exa/sb\_s.copperhead.jpg](http://www.thepetcenter.com/exa/sb_s.copperhead.jpg)  
keep an eye out the rain must be flushing them out

oh to end the story walked out tossed the bitch onto the drive way and wacked teh lil basterds head off with a shovel!

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/2 "2004-05-24T09:11:31Z")

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nice!

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### Author: ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/3 "2004-05-24T09:34:25Z")

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yeehaw!

not cool if you would have gotten bit

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### Author: ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/4 "2004-05-24T09:54:59Z")

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I wouldn’t have gotten past the steps if I saw a snake in my house… all you would hear is a blood curling scream.

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### Author: ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/5 "2004-05-24T10:05:20Z")

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> [@2FNFast](#):
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> oh to end the story walked out tossed the bitch onto the drive way and wacked teh lil basterds head off with a shovel!

good, i hate motherfuckin snakes. i hate gators too.

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### Author: ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/6 "2004-05-24T10:07:44Z")

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> [@2FNFast](#):
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> oh to end the story walked out tossed the bitch onto the drive way and wacked teh lil basterds head off with a shovel!

i wouldn’t have done that…

i’d have let it loose in Betrayed93’s Ex-girl’s house

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/7 "2004-05-24T11:02:36Z")

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my old man called me up, a snake on mom’s back porch while she was trying to plant flowers or some shit… so i head over there, and see this long ass black snake (3.8 ft w/o head 🤣 ) anyway… see this snake, so i chase it around like a little girl (don’t like snakes) and it won’t get off the porch, so i take the shovel route, chop a good line into his neck… so he’s bleeding and pissed. I continued to try to ‘shovel’ him off the porch as well as chopping at him again…

he got another wound and started flopping around… and eventually threw up 2 mice (nice site)… so i was sick of fucking around and just put the shovel on his neck and grabbed the tail and threw him about 15 yards into my parents backyard… he was alive and nasty, that fucker tried to bite me at least 10 times…

… case and point, i proceded to get the .45 outta the vw and unloaded 4 rounds into Mr. Black snake.

this was just last weekend, so i guess they are coming out of the woodwork with this nicer weather.

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### Author: ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/8 "2004-05-24T11:06:30Z")

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> [@turbovw18](#):
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> … case and point, i proceded to get the .45 outta the vw and unloaded 4 rounds into Mr. Black snake.
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fuckin right man, bust a cap in them mofos

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### Author: ![ragtop86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@ragtop86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ragtop86)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-snakes/166711/9 "2004-05-24T11:18:50Z")

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copperheads almost always have a diamond shape on their head and smell like cucumbers when ready to stike i’ve been killing and dealing with them since the early 80’s they can be very fast and they most definnetly deadly
