# DAMN TICKETS !!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 18, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477 "2009-11-18T19:56:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/1 "2009-11-18T19:56:41Z")
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn cop writing a parking ticket … So, I went to him and said: “Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a blue collard dork. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket! This went on for about 25 minutes … the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote … But hey, I didn’t give a shit… My car was parked around the corner … ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/2 "2009-11-18T19:58:03Z")
You’re an idiot for getting in the way of the guy doing his job and then INSULTING him. Put yourself in his shoes. Think of all the shit that he probably has to stand up to every day. _edit_ The joke was so bad that I completely missed it. Time to call it a day. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/3 "2009-11-18T19:59:33Z")
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl > [@need help, i think im getting screwed around by the dealer....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-i-think-im-getting-screwed-around-by-the-dealer/26018/19): > > You’re an idiot for getting in the way of the guy doing his job and then INSULTING him. > > Put yourself in his shoes. Think of all the shit that he probably has to stand up to every day. > > _edit_ The joke was so bad that I completely missed it. > > Time to call it a day. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/4 "2009-11-18T20:02:00Z")
Ive been up for far too long, my body is panicking due to lack of pussy or something ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/5 "2009-11-18T20:02:14Z")
almost funnay ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/6 "2009-11-18T20:05:33Z")
Not even funny. fail. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/7 "2009-11-18T20:07:08Z")
great joke :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![skateshelter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skateshelter/32/6337_2.png) [@skateshelter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skateshelter)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/8 "2009-11-18T20:08:30Z")
Sounds like parking wars but with a real cop hahaha. I learned not to say a word. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/9 "2009-11-18T20:08:34Z")
thats not funny at all… ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/10 "2009-11-18T20:37:09Z")
lol long days are the worst…It makes for the next day getting of such a drag its like peeling yourself out of bed…go get laid you will feel better > [@AlpineSkiier"](#): > > Ive been up for far too long, my body is panicking due to lack of pussy or something ---
**Author:** ![CSholtes612](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/csholtes612/32/6432_2.png) [@CSholtes612](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CSholtes612)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/11 "2009-11-18T21:05:44Z")
:gay ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/12 "2009-11-18T22:07:55Z")
stop drinking. and i don’t believe you did this for a second. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/13 "2009-11-18T22:34:18Z")
I thought it was funny. Not omg roflcopter, but I cracked a smile. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/14 "2009-11-18T22:36:10Z")
I was like what the hell did you do, handicap spot? I was mad. Then I realized… it wasnt funny. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/15 "2009-11-18T23:11:17Z")
weak. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/16 "2009-11-19T01:12:25Z")
Tough crowd. I cracked a smile. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/17 "2009-11-19T04:42:38Z")
:rofl I thought it was pretty good ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/18 "2009-11-19T06:53:26Z")
In real life the overzealous cop would have gotten trigger happy maced you, tazed you, clubbed you and then arrested you ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/19 "2009-11-19T06:57:28Z")
Yea. Shoulda been tazed. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/20 "2009-11-19T07:09:53Z")
horrendous thread… killing myself now [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477.md?page=2)