# DAMN TICKETS !!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 18, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477 "2009-11-18T19:56:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/21 "2009-11-19T07:48:44Z")
haha, i remember reading this joke. its great. ive wanted to do this for a while now ---
**Author:** ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/22 "2009-11-19T08:29:31Z")
I got a ticket once, not sure what it was for. Next time i go shopping though i really need to pick up some more windex… ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/23 "2009-11-19T08:29:58Z")
> [@F1: Melbourne!!!! Round 1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f1-melbourne-round-1/26000/9): > > horrendous thread… killing myself now at least SOMETHING good came out of this thread ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/24 "2009-11-19T09:12:12Z")
Should of just stayed quiet and took the first one…I tried that once, didnt go to good for me. I get pulled over and have my licence,registration all ready for them. I am now a total kiss ass and most of the time works. 3/12 times ive gotten a ticket. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/25 "2009-11-19T09:38:22Z")
> [@FS: 18" Chrome Sendel Rims w/tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-18-chrome-sendel-rims-w-tires/26070/5): > > Should of just stayed quiet and took the first one…I tried that once, didnt go to good for me. I get pulled over and have my licence,registration all ready for them. I am now a total kiss ass and most of the time works. > > 3/12 times ive gotten a ticket. WHAT THE FUCK DUKE LADUKE DO YOU READ ANYTHING YOU COMMENT ON?? ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/26 "2009-11-19T09:42:22Z")
Just saying about the atitude issue hahha ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/27 "2009-11-19T09:46:36Z")
what the fuck. you clearly didnt read it ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/28 "2009-11-19T10:08:05Z")
> [@need evox boot iso, or whatever](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-evox-boot-iso-or-whatever/26014/17): > > Just saying about the atitude issue hahha You spelled consultant in your signature wrong too. FAIL ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/29 "2009-11-19T10:10:00Z")
I know fuck nut . It also means I cant spell for shit.Turbo beatle dood has already “this user cant spell” ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/30 "2009-11-19T10:10:48Z")
Lmao at Duke FAIL!!! And Perfect PJB style post Gendy. ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/31 "2009-11-19T10:14:16Z")
> [@need help, i think im getting screwed around by the dealer....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-i-think-im-getting-screwed-around-by-the-dealer/26018/29): > > Lmao at Duke FAIL!!! And Perfect PJB style post Gendy. I HATE YOU ALL !!! ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/32 "2009-11-22T08:21:16Z")
lol I rarely drink and you damn well I wouldnt do that…I thought it was a good joke none the less so I thought I would share it…IRL it would be bullshit BUT as a joke it is amusing > [@Spider's on drugs (Funny Vid)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spiders-on-drugs-funny-vid/26059/6): > > stop drinking. > > and i don’t believe you did this for a second. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477/33 "2009-11-22T10:52:40Z")
> [@FS: 18" Chrome Sendel Rims w/tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-18-chrome-sendel-rims-w-tires/26070/5): > > Should of just stayed quiet and took the first one…I tried that once, didnt go to good for me. I get pulled over and have my licence,registration all ready for them. I am now a total kiss ass and most of the time works. > > 3/12 times ive gotten a ticket. Jesus christ dukey are you fuckin serious… i mean come on really… it wont let me -1 you or i would!!! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477.md?page=1)