# Damn Turkey! **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [July 2, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575 "2006-07-02T16:36:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![krgoodwin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krgoodwin/32/5559_2.png) [@krgoodwin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krgoodwin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/1 "2006-07-02T16:36:58Z")
So here i was driving down a nice country road.(maybe going a little faster than i should) :oops:. as i drive i see movement on the right hand side of the road, i realise its a big ass turkey. as most people would do, i say to myself “f\*ck man, i dont want to hit that huge turkey” so i move into the left lane. At this point the goddamn turkey runs across the road and i smoke him. i pull over to inspect the damage and theres the turkey stuck in my rad inlet in the bumper. tried to find a stick to get him out but all i could find was my jack so i used that to pry it out. anywas, i get home, hose all the blood, guts and feathers out of my bumper and engine bay. but now theres some gross yellow semi-liquid in my rad and my car smells like dead turkey! f\*ck, im pissed. anyone know how i can get the gross shit out of my rad? the smells not soo bad i can probably cover it up with frebreez or something. Damn Turkey! ---
**Author:** ![DTS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8491ac/32.png) [@DTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DTS)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/2 "2006-07-02T16:40:21Z")
simple green and castrol super degreaser and a soft supple loving hand with a brush. ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/3 "2006-07-02T16:53:39Z")
drive slower next time ---
**Author:** ![krgoodwin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krgoodwin/32/5559_2.png) [@krgoodwin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krgoodwin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/4 "2006-07-02T17:06:52Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > drive slower next time still wouldve hit it. ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/5 "2006-07-02T17:12:02Z")
gobble gobble. ---
**Author:** ![scribbles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@scribbles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/scribbles)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/6 "2006-07-02T17:13:50Z")
I think HKS makes a “turkey De-Funker” spray or something, you know one of those JDM tight products that are only available to poeple in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![cloudzero3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@cloudzero3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cloudzero3)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/7 "2006-07-02T18:18:15Z")
> [@scribbles](#): > > I think HKS makes a “turkey De-Funker” spray or something, you know one of those JDM tight products that are only available to poeple in Japan. FMP has some of those products! ---
**Author:** ![Lucidsnow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lucidsnow/32/5538_2.png) [@Lucidsnow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucidsnow)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/8 "2006-07-02T21:25:58Z")
wow… u have a picture of the turkey? cellphone pic? i killed a baby bird either a small black bird or a sparrow…on niagra cruise lol… hit my driver light … ---
**Author:** ![a\_ahmed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/a_ahmed/32/5411_2.png) [@a\_ahmed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/a_ahmed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/9 "2006-07-02T21:50:08Z")
:hay: ---
**Author:** ![krgoodwin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krgoodwin/32/5559_2.png) [@krgoodwin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krgoodwin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/10 "2006-07-02T21:53:50Z")
haha, i wish my car sounded like that…i wish my car had a turbo… anyways i didnt take any pictures, i assure you it was gross. it was kidna funny though when i first hit it and all i saw was feathers covering my windshield. ---
**Author:** ![alesserfate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/11 "2006-07-02T21:59:21Z")
its okay, yesterday night i was turning fast and understeered into a pre-owned racoon that was peaced out on the road, today i was driving too fast to remember and i hit it AGAIN, fuck, too much rage lately, chris even did countersteer donuts while shooting a roman candle out the window, scared the shit outta some people that were just chillen in that lot… phew… angry times ---
**Author:** ![Sky14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@Sky14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sky14)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/12 "2006-07-02T22:02:09Z")
season remeber that thing that the car in front of u killed then u split in half then i slip into another half then buddy spiint in to liek a milllion pieces after ---
**Author:** ![scribbles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@scribbles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/scribbles)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/13 "2006-07-02T22:07:57Z")
yeah squishin kritters ain’t cool… especially kitties that’s like 10000X more not nice. ---
**Author:** ![BlitzSix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@BlitzSix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlitzSix)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/14 "2006-07-02T22:33:55Z")
> [@alesserfate](#): > > its okay, yesterday night i was turning fast and understeered into a pre-owned racoon that was peaced out on the road, today i was driving too fast to remember and i hit it AGAIN, f\*\*\*, too much rage lately, chris even did countersteer donuts while shooting a roman candle out the window, scared the shit outta some people that were just chillen in that lot… phew… angry times i love your stories, you’re such an angry person…should make a tv show ---
**Author:** ![cloudzero3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@cloudzero3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cloudzero3)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/15 "2006-07-02T22:39:03Z")
> [@alesserfate](#): > > its okay, yesterday night i was turning fast and understeered into a pre-owned racoon that was peaced out on the road, today i was driving too fast to remember and i hit it AGAIN, f\*\*\*, too much rage lately, chris even did countersteer donuts while shooting a roman candle out the window, scared the shit outta some people that were just chillen in that lot… phew… angry times don’t tell SON about all our rage moments or we’ll get flamed by everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/16 "2006-07-02T22:41:21Z")
> [@cloudzero3](#): > > don’t tell SON about all our rage moments or we’ll get flamed by everyone. yes, please dont. ---
**Author:** ![Lucidsnow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lucidsnow/32/5538_2.png) [@Lucidsnow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucidsnow)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/17 "2006-07-02T22:42:48Z")
LOL mikey… yeah i rolled over a pre owned racoon and made it into pieces and then mikey car/jackie car/50 car… all rolled over my pieces bahahhaha ---
**Author:** ![alesserfate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/18 "2006-07-02T23:22:22Z")
> [@alesserfate](#): > > its okay, yesterday night i was turning fast and understeered into **a pre-owned racoon that was peaced out** on the road, today i was driving too fast to remember and i hit it AGAIN, f\*\*\*, too much rage lately, chris even did countersteer donuts while shooting a roman candle out the window, scared the shit outta some people that were just chillen in that lot… phew… angry times lol new terminology, one day i’ll post my dictionary of TEH new language ---
**Author:** ![Axlerod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Axlerod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axlerod)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/19 "2006-07-02T23:38:12Z")
pics of turkey? ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575/20 "2006-07-02T23:43:06Z")
> [@alesserfate](#): > > [quote=alesserfate]its okay, yesterday night i was turning fast and understeered into **a pre-owned racoon that was peaced out** on the road, today i was driving too fast to remember and i hit it AGAIN, f\*\*\*, too much rage lately, chris even did countersteer donuts while shooting a roman candle out the window, scared the shit outta some people that were just chillen in that lot… phew… angry times lol new terminology, one day i’ll post my dictionary of TEH new language[/quote]please dont. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-turkey/97575.md?page=2)