# darkstars early birthday present

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 15, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722 "2005-01-15T17:50:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/1 "2005-01-15T17:50:06Z")

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[http://bedroommagic.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store\_Code=BM&Product\_Code=55120&Category\_Code=NOVEL](http://bedroommagic.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=BM&Product_Code=55120&Category_Code=NOVEL)

:scared:

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/2 "2005-01-15T17:54:30Z")

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🤣 its easier to try and push a sheep off a cliff

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/3 "2005-01-15T18:38:11Z")

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I actually have one of those. Its name is Gizabelle. Whitey will back me up on this.

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/4 "2005-01-15T18:58:02Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> I actually have one of those. Its name is Gizabelle. Whitey will back me up on this.

:doh:

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/5 "2005-01-15T22:16:46Z")

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its true… sad but true.

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**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/6 "2005-01-15T22:23:28Z")

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why and what the fuck for… i thought ruby was bad enough

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/7 "2005-01-15T23:38:57Z")

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> [@HaNnIBaL64](#):
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> why and what the fuck for… i thought ruby was bad enough

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/8 "2005-01-15T23:55:32Z")

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> [@HaNnIBaL64](#):
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> why and what the fuck for… i thought ruby was bad enough

it was our fraternity mascot. It was bestowed upon me when our fraternity president/my RA graduated. He drew a giant gaping vagina on the back end of it with appropriately colored sharpies.

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**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-early-birthday-present/171722/9 "2005-01-16T06:01:12Z")

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> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> 🤣