# Darkstar's Penguins Tickets Emporium - Where even deaf jews pay full price

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**Created:** [December 15, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227 "2010-12-15T12:23:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/1 "2010-12-15T12:23:38Z")

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Two tickets available for the following games:

Going to start selling on Craigslist for $150 a pair in a week.

BUT FOR YOU MY FRIENDS, $140…

Tuesday December 28th vs Atlanta Thrashers 7:00  
Saturday January 8th vs. Minnesota Wild 7:00  
Tuesday January 25th vs New York Islanders 7:00  
Friday, February 4th vs. Buffalo Sabres 7:00  
Thursday February 10th vs. Los Angeles Kings 7:00  
Wednesday Feb 23rd vs San Jose Sharks 7:30  
Saturday March 12th vs. Montreal Canadians 2:00  
Sunday March 20th vs. New York Rangers 12:30  
Sunday March 27th vs. Florida Panthers 1:00

![http://www.wtfhost.com/files/271/Phone%20IMG%20193.jpg](http://www.wtfhost.com/files/271/Phone%20IMG%20193.jpg)

SEATS ARE SECTION 226, ROW J.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/2 "2010-12-15T13:25:03Z")

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So i pay $160

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/3 "2010-12-15T13:36:41Z")

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> [@Pewter](#):
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> So i pay $160

Those who have contributed to Greyhound bus tickets are entitled to a small discount.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/4 "2010-12-16T03:48:21Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/5 "2010-12-16T04:50:12Z")

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Mike, did you sell any of these yet, or are all those still avail? I am interested in at least one game…have to check the schedule.

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/6 "2010-12-16T07:27:19Z")

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Do the tickets come with kleenex for the nose bleed like conditions?

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/7 "2010-12-16T10:55:24Z")

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roffle

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/8 "2010-12-16T13:15:26Z")

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> [@dyingwish](#):
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> Mike, did you sell any of these yet, or are all those still avail? I am interested in at least one game…have to check the schedule.

All are still available at the moment. Havent put anything up on Craigslist yet.

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> [@whitey](#):
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> Do the tickets come with kleenex for the nose bleed like conditions?

If you want a pair of tickets I’d be happy to provide you with two complimentary tampons. You can stick them up your nose or the orifice you possess for which they were intended.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/darkstars-penguins-tickets-emporium-where-even-deaf-jews-pay-full-price/207227/9 "2010-12-19T19:01:38Z")

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Mike text me, I may be interested in a game.
