# Dave Brown\> **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 24, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581 "2011-07-24T01:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/181 "2011-09-19T01:10:32Z")
I love tall girls. My ex was 6’. Perfection. PUT YOUR FUCKING DICKS AWAY. FUCK. I don’t even know how this shit starts. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/182 "2011-09-19T01:10:53Z")
Oh, and I’d put a dick in my mouth for money too. So fuck all of you. edit- a large sum of money. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/183 "2011-09-19T07:35:25Z")
Lets all beat each other up over shift words. It’s like 8th grade in here. ---
**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/184 "2011-09-19T07:42:20Z")
Tall chicks FTW!!! ---
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/185 "2011-09-19T08:35:58Z")
> [@Mighty Meet tonight Anyone? 3-23-08 9PMish](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mighty-meet-tonight-anyone-3-23-08-9pmish/45487/37): > > Lets all beat each other up over shift words. It’s like 8th grade in here. lets do it …you and me 3 o’clock after school in the playground :number1 ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/186 "2011-09-19T08:52:31Z")
> [@VTEC pOWA' \*\*\*v8 Killer inside\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vtec-powa-v8-killer-inside/45513/14): > > lets do it …you and me 3 o’clock after school in the playground > > :number1 ![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/64/dogneg.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/9/694b81ee34e2cfbd121812ebb923769d9c77a793.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/187 "2011-09-19T09:37:24Z")
> [@VTEC pOWA' \*\*\*v8 Killer inside\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vtec-powa-v8-killer-inside/45513/14): > > lets do it …you and me 3 o’clock after school in the playground > > :number1 You got it. Winner gets a Lunchable. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/188 "2011-09-19T12:20:38Z")
> [@Engine Oil - ZDDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engine-oil-zddp/45510/4): > > You got it. > > Winner gets a Lunchable. Only if the. Dessert is a snickers, none of that M&M’sbullshit. ---
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/189 "2011-09-19T12:56:01Z")
> [@Engine Oil - ZDDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engine-oil-zddp/45510/4): > > You got it. > > Winner gets a Lunchable. i knew you would pussy out and not show up… ---
**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/190 "2011-09-19T13:12:31Z")
> [@FS:1998 Monte Carlo Z34 $2,500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1998-monte-carlo-z34-2-500/45508/7): > > why so serious ? … Its the interwebs . I have better things to do in life then fight people. I use this site on what spare time I do have at school/work etc. Really not worth fighting you and getting others involved …Especially when **I am going to school for law enforcement**. ok, now i want Dave to beat his as lol ---
**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/191 "2011-09-19T13:15:24Z")
> [@FS: 2004 Cadillac CTS (5-Speed) \*\*\*\*\*$15,500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2004-cadillac-cts-5-speed-15-500/44501/31): > > Im saying putt the weener in the mouth for 5 seconds, no jizz no sucking none of that, just in and you get handed $150,000 cash. Maybe for you because you seem to be doing well with making a lot of money but, for most thats a lot. The tough guy ahh gayyy eww what the fuckk in that situation to pass is stupid. $150,000 would change my life for sure. Itd be different like full bj, jizz etc. Thats to much. There is a openly gay dude at my work that offers to play a game called $500 with any straight man who is willing to listen. He puts $500 on the table, you have to watch straight porn for 15 min. if you get hard, he wins and you have to let him do as he wishes, don’t get hard and you win the $500 game? just cause i know your all wondering, no i’ve never played ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/192 "2011-09-19T13:25:17Z")
> [@Toilet Paper Survey](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toilet-paper-survey/45455/10): > > ok, now i want Dave to beat his as lol Cool story, ive got 3 cousins that went to school for law enforcement and GRADUATED… They still dont work as officers. Until he graduates and goes through the acedamy ext hes fine to beat the shit out of. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/193 "2011-09-19T13:26:14Z")
> [@And... to continue the trend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-to-continue-the-trend/45522/19): > > There is a openly gay dude at my work that offers to play a game called $500 with any straight man who is willing to listen. > > He puts $500 on the table, you have to watch straight porn for 15 min. > > if you get hard, he wins and you have to let him do as he wishes, don’t get hard and you win the $500 > > game? > > just cause i know your all wondering, no i’ve never played id like to play, I dont get hard by just watching porn… I need some hot slut next to me. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/194 "2011-09-19T13:27:28Z")
> [@love4boost"](#): > > **agknowledge** **Acknowledge**. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/195 "2011-09-19T13:32:26Z")
Yeah I don’t get hard just watching porn so I’d win that no problem. ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/196 "2011-09-19T13:55:17Z")
I jiz within seconds of seeing a nipple. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/197 "2011-09-19T14:44:26Z")
> [@And... to continue the trend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-to-continue-the-trend/45522/19): > > There is a openly gay dude at my work that offers to play a game called $500 with any straight man who is willing to listen. > > He puts $500 on the table, you have to watch straight porn for 15 min. > > if you get hard, he wins and you have to let him do as he wishes, don’t get hard and you win the $500 > > game? > > just cause i know your all wondering, no i’ve never played Sign me up. I have pretty good personal control. ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/198 "2011-09-19T15:54:08Z")
thats it…sbardy and i are fighting. ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/199 "2011-09-19T15:54:57Z")
…first one that gets hard…winnnnnnns! ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/200 "2011-09-19T15:55:30Z")
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