# Dave Brown\>

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 24, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581 "2011-07-24T01:02:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/221 "2011-09-19T20:18:13Z")

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I hope so. You are both good people.

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/222 "2011-09-19T20:18:55Z")

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> [@FS:Vortech S-trim 87-93 mustang Supercharger kit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-vortech-s-trim-87-93-mustang-supercharger-kit/45177/21):
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> But its w.e, laduke and i worked things out, its all good.

agreeed

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/223 "2011-09-19T20:19:29Z")

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Fuck you bob. ill kill you

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/224 "2011-09-19T20:20:30Z")

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> [@real story told by old lady that i overheard](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/real-story-told-by-old-lady-that-i-overheard/25494/11):
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> Fuck you bob. ill kill you

k jiggs

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/225 "2011-09-19T22:32:13Z")

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> [@NYSpeed Watkins Glen (IRL) Showcase - July 4th, 5th & 6th 2008! \*Now With TRACK TIME!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-watkins-glen-irl-showcase-july-4th-5th-6th-2008-now-with-track-time/45532/13):
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> Please dont comment ITT unless you are willing to put a dick in your mouth for a large sum of money.
> 
> Thanks,  
> RED

Shit I do that for free! :rofl wat

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/226 "2011-09-20T07:53:27Z")

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> [@Engine Oil - ZDDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engine-oil-zddp/45510/6):
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> Cool story, ive got 3 cousins that went to school for law enforcement and GRADUATED… They still dont work as officers.
> 
> Until he graduates and goes through the acedamy ext hes fine to beat the shit out of.

i just want to see a cop get his ass beat as unpopular as such a sentiment maybe in september

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/227 "2011-09-20T07:58:43Z")

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> [@Place for Alignment ??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/place-for-alignment/45507/12):
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> id like to play, I dont get hard by just watching porn… I need some hot slut next to me.

> [@Everyone ready for warm weather?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/everyone-ready-for-warm-weather/45502/67):
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> Yeah I don’t get hard just watching porn so I’d win that no problem.

Yeah i thought this to myself too, but didn’t make the statement in the office for varrious reasons

> [@happy bday Jrex](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-jrex/45471/11):
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> Sign me up. I have pretty good personal control.

Anyone who honestly wants 500 bucks that bad its probably for real. he’s awfully wealthy and he’s actually fun to hang out with.

it would have to be more like 50,000 to deal with the office humiliation of being said to have played ‘the game’

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/228 "2011-09-20T07:59:32Z")

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I’ll do it when I get home this fall.

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/229 "2011-09-20T08:02:03Z")

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oh man, i don’t think i want to be known as his pimp either… not that i’d be making a cut or anything

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/230 "2011-09-20T08:04:20Z")

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How would you be a pimp if he’s not getting anything out of it other than a 500 debit?

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/231 "2011-09-20T08:09:31Z")

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> [@And... to continue the trend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-to-continue-the-trend/45522/19):
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> There is a openly gay dude at my work that offers to play a game called $500 with any straight man who is willing to listen.
> 
> He puts $500 on the table, you have to watch straight porn for 15 min.
> 
> if you get hard, he wins **and you have to let him do as he wishes** , don’t get hard and you win the $500
> 
> game?
> 
> just cause i know your all wondering, no i’ve never played

that means he sucks your dick. thats the game. Not much of a game if i just pays you 500 bucks to watch porn

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**Author:** ![sweatynready](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@sweatynready](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweatynready)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/232 "2011-09-20T08:15:32Z")

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> [@FS: 2004 Cadillac CTS (5-Speed) \*\*\*\*\*$15,500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2004-cadillac-cts-5-speed-15-500/44501/31):
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> Im saying putt the weener in the mouth for 5 seconds, no jizz no sucking none of that, just in and you get handed $150,000 cash. Maybe for you because you seem to be doing well with making a lot of money but, for most thats a lot. The tough guy ahh gayyy eww what the fuckk in that situation to pass is stupid. $150,000 would change my life for sure. Itd be different like full bj, jizz etc. Thats to much.

this is like asking a girl if she would eat some other girls pussy for 150k… im thinking a lot of girls would take the money

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/233 "2011-09-20T08:16:05Z")

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I’m not going to get hard. I’m not sure where you’re missing that part, but clearly something got lost between me hitting reply and your reading said reply. Watching some cumdumpster get her roast beef sandwich pounded with a huge dick is not going to get me hard.

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/234 "2011-09-20T08:16:55Z")

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> [@NYSpeed Watkins Glen (IRL) Showcase - July 4th, 5th & 6th 2008! \*Now With TRACK TIME!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-watkins-glen-irl-showcase-july-4th-5th-6th-2008-now-with-track-time/45532/17):
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> this is like asking a girl if she would eat some other girls pussy for 150k… im thinking a lot of girls would take the money

Are you saying you’d munch rug for money?

How much money exactly, and why’ve you still not posted your tits?

Crucial details that will decide the direction this thread goes. RSVP please.

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/235 "2011-09-20T08:20:03Z")

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> [@NYSpeed Watkins Glen (IRL) Showcase - July 4th, 5th & 6th 2008! \*Now With TRACK TIME!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-watkins-glen-irl-showcase-july-4th-5th-6th-2008-now-with-track-time/45532/17):
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> this is like asking a girl if she would eat some other girls pussy for 150k… im thinking a lot of girls would take the money

i’m thinking a lot of girls would do it for free

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/236 "2011-09-20T08:21:30Z")

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> [@FS:1998 Monte Carlo Z34 $2,500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1998-monte-carlo-z34-2-500/45508/10):
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> I’m not going to get hard. I’m not sure where you’re missing that part, but clearly something got lost between me hitting reply and your reading said reply. Watching some cumdumpster get her roast beef sandwich pounded with a huge dick is not going to get me hard.

oh i hear yea now

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/237 "2011-09-20T08:27:47Z")

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> [@E36 Cooling issue....PLEASE HELP!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e36-cooling-issue-please-help/45540/5):
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> Are you saying you’d munch rug for money?
> 
> How much money exactly, and why’ve you still not posted your tits?
> 
> Crucial details that will decide the direction this thread goes. RSVP please.

Also wondering …

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/238 "2011-09-20T08:27:48Z")

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Step 1: Take Prozac.  
Step 2: Never get a boner.

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/239 "2011-09-20T08:31:33Z")

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you still got to be there naked, or at least with your dick hanging out, in front of a gay dude watching porn.

the uncomfortable factor alone is nearly worth 500

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**Author:** ![sweatynready](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@sweatynready](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweatynready)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dave-brown/259581/240 "2011-09-20T08:33:35Z")

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> [@E36 Cooling issue....PLEASE HELP!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e36-cooling-issue-please-help/45540/5):
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> Are you saying you’d munch rug for money?
> 
> How much money exactly, and why’ve you still not posted your tits?
> 
> Crucial details that will decide the direction this thread goes. RSVP please.

i cant say that i would…

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