# David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers

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**Created:** [April 6, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/david-lettermans-top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-black-nascar-drivers/189078 "2007-04-06T11:55:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![onibanshu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/6a8cbe/32.png) [@onibanshu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/onibanshu)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/david-lettermans-top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-black-nascar-drivers/189078/1 "2007-04-06T11:55:48Z")

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hahaha thought this was funny

David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers:

10 - Have to sit upright while driving.  
9 - Pistol won’t stay under front seat.  
8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.  
7 - Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.  
6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.  
5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.  
4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.  
3 - No Cadillac’s approved for competition.  
2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS AREN’T IN NASCAR…  
1 - They can’t wear their helmets sideways.

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**Author:** ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/david-lettermans-top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-black-nascar-drivers/189078/2 "2007-04-06T11:57:01Z")

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Did he really do this???

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**Author:** ![85TransAm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/e68b1a/32.png) [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/david-lettermans-top-10-reasons-why-there-are-no-black-nascar-drivers/189078/3 "2007-04-06T12:00:01Z")

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LMFAO
