# dayvorce **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 15, 2004, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848 "2004-03-15T07:59:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/1 "2004-03-15T07:59:29Z")
my g/f sent this to me thought it was funny as fuck DAYVORCE A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, " How can I help you? " The farmer said, “I want to get one of those dayvorces.” The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got 40 acres.” The lawyer said, "No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.” The lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?” The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a case, but I got a John Deere.” The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?” The farmer said, “Yes, I got a grudge, That’s where I parks the John Deere.” The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?” The farmer said, “No, we both gets up at 4:30 in the mornin.” The lawyer said, “Is your wife a nagger?” The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.” ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/2 "2004-03-15T08:00:37Z")
🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/3 "2004-03-15T08:03:33Z")
thats fucking wholesome 😃 ---
**Author:** ![deadeyehatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@deadeyehatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadeyehatch)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/4 "2004-03-15T08:14:51Z")
hahahaha. thats great. i can’t stand ppl who pronounce there words like that…stupid hicks :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![lucid\_INTERVAL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5fc32e/32.png) [@lucid\_INTERVAL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lucid_INTERVAL)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/5 "2004-03-15T09:38:19Z")
That’s fuckin hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/6 "2004-03-15T09:43:38Z")
hilarious!🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/7 "2004-03-15T10:55:18Z")
old as hell but still funny ---
**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/8 "2004-03-15T11:50:39Z")
that was good:rofl: ---
**Author:** ![RacerXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@RacerXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RacerXXX)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/9 "2004-03-15T11:58:32Z")
:blue: :blue: :itr41: 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/10 "2004-03-15T13:40:46Z")
> _Originally posted by Pewterss_ > **hilarious!🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣** i thought that was the convosation between you and your lawyer meaning your a hick… not your wife bangs naggers. ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dayvorce/164848/11 "2004-03-15T16:26:46Z")
reminds me of something i seen in the delivery room when i was doing my rotation there.