# Dazed and Confused

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 12, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223 "2010-08-12T09:28:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/1 "2010-08-12T09:28:49Z")

</div>

So I just watched it again the other nite for kicks and its always made me wonder.

Why does wooderson call his car “melba toast”? I’ve never been able to figure this out and thought maybe one of you braintrusts could shed some light on it for me

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/2 "2010-08-12T11:13:49Z")

</div>

nobody?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/3 "2010-08-12T11:18:38Z")

</div>

Melba toast is made by lightly toasting bread in the normal way. Once the outsides of the bread are slightly firm, it is removed from the toaster and then each slice is cut in half “longitudinally” with a bread knife to make two slices each half the thickness. These two thin slices are then toasted again to make Melba Toast.

> **[Melba toast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melba_toast)**
>
> Melba toast is a dry, crisp and thinly sliced toast, often served with soup and salad or topped with either melted cheese or pâté. It is named after Dame Nellie Melba, the stage name of Australian opera singer Helen Porter Mitchell. Its name is thought to date from 1897, when the singer was very ill and it became a staple of her diet. The toast was created for her by chef and fan Auguste Escoffier, who also created the Peach Melba dessert for her. The hotel proprietor César Ritz supposedly Melba...

I think he’s refering to the SS stripes on the hood  
[http://www.dazed-and-confused.net/pics/melba.jpg](http://www.dazed-and-confused.net/pics/melba.jpg)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/4 "2010-08-12T11:19:25Z")

</div>

Melba toast is eaten with soup.

Wooderson calls his Chevelle Melba Toast because it soaks up the competition.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/5 "2010-08-12T11:29:41Z")

</div>

know what i like about highschool girls?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/6 "2010-08-12T11:30:57Z")

</div>

they stay the same age!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/7 "2010-08-12T11:36:57Z")

</div>

I was thinking Abercrombie skirts… but ok 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/8 "2010-08-12T11:40:49Z")

</div>

> [@Review: RAMBO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-rambo/42459/8):
>
> I was thinking Abercrombie skirts… but ok 😉

skirt weather is quickly going away for the year, better get it in quickly

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/9 "2010-08-12T22:22:37Z")

</div>

> [@Holiday Valley AGAIN TODAY1/27/08](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-valley-again-today1-27-08/42468/6):
>
> know what i like about highschool girls?

low alcohol tolerance?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/10 "2010-08-13T01:11:15Z")

</div>

> [@Holiday Valley AGAIN TODAY1/27/08](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holiday-valley-again-today1-27-08/42468/6):
>
> know what i like about highschool girls?

**_almost_** good enough to be the designated driver ?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Blackbelt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blackbelt/32/5998_2.png) [@Blackbelt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blackbelt)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/11 "2010-08-13T07:48:01Z")

</div>

I enjoy watching that movie, mostly because i lived it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/12 "2010-08-13T09:13:48Z")

</div>

Cheeks internet was down and he needed something to jerk it to

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/13 "2010-08-13T13:05:32Z")

</div>

> [@GOODBYE RETAIL HELLO 9-5 MON-FRI!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goodbye-retail-hello-9-5-mon-fri/42342/56):
>
> Melba toast is eaten with soup.
> 
> Oneslowbowtie calls his Chevelle Melba Toast because it soaks up the competition.

Fixed

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/14 "2010-08-13T13:51:55Z")

</div>

> [@FS: 96 Accord 2dr 5spd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-96-accord-2dr-5spd/42449/12):
>
> Fixed

The only thing you soak up is the tranny fluid from when your 4l60 breaks

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/15 "2010-08-13T14:17:28Z")

</div>

> [@Craiglist Find: Turbo GrandPrix](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craiglist-find-turbo-grandprix/42460/22):
>
> The only thing you soak up is the tranny fluid from when your 4l60 breaks

Bitch please!!! my 4l60e lasted longer than your 10 bolt. It probably broke when you had to go for your “home field advantage”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dazed-and-confused/205223/16 "2010-08-14T01:34:23Z")

</div>

> [@Hand Built "Camarossa"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hand-built-camarossa/42480/21):
>
> I enjoy watching that movie, mostly because i lived it.

truth
