# Dead baby Jokes :)
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 6, 2007, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502 "2007-03-06T09:17:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/1 "2007-03-06T09:17:51Z")
I need some laughter, so post up!
I have only two or three that I can remember, each person should post only 1 or two at a time so more people can join in on the fun 🙂
Q:What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clow suit
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/2 "2007-03-06T09:21:25Z")
[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9831&highlight=dead+baby](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9831&highlight=dead+baby)
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/3 "2007-03-06T09:23:37Z")
bahh, I wanted teh new laughter.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/4 "2007-03-06T10:07:30Z")
whats the diffrence between an apple and a dead baby?
i dont fuck the apple before i eat it
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/5 "2007-03-06T10:44:30Z")
Whats the differance between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bolwing balls?
You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/6 "2007-03-06T12:04:34Z")
Nothing beats Nates ( lil onyx) description of the accident involving a pickup truck and Onyx’s Z. It wasn’t a joke, but one hell of a story :lol: Maybe he can post the story for us :lol:
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### Author:  [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/7 "2007-03-06T12:09:49Z")
what the difference between a white mustang and a pile of dead babies
i dont have a white mustang in my garage
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/8 "2007-03-06T12:16:51Z")
How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth?
A blender
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/9 "2007-03-06T12:17:06Z")
how do you get them out?
taco chips.
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/10 "2007-03-06T13:07:09Z")
What sound does a baby make in a blender??
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… Can’t remember, I was masturbating 🙂
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/11 "2007-03-06T13:09:26Z")
^ oh god. horrible lol
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### Author:  [@splitmup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/splitmup)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/12 "2007-03-06T13:26:31Z")
[quote=“Schema,post:10,topic:25502"”]
What sound does a baby make in a blender??
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… Can’t remember, I was masturbating 🙂
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WINNER.
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### Author:  [@LordAriakan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LordAriakan)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/13 "2007-03-07T08:28:52Z")
How many babies does it take to paint your house?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/14 "2007-03-07T09:08:33Z")
LOL^
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/15 "2007-03-07T09:45:53Z")
Haha, I can’t take this, it’s too funny. The apple one was phenomenal, haha.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2007, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/16 "2007-03-07T11:00:44Z")
[quote=“Schema,post:10,topic:25502"”]
What sound does a baby make in a blender??
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… Can’t remember, I was masturbating 🙂
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horrible… winner so far…
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/25502/17 "2007-03-07T11:08:31Z")
[quote=“OfficerK,post:17,topic:9321"”]
How many dead babies will fit in a barrel?
hold on brb. . .
6.5
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from the other thread… A+ material