# dead baby jokes!! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 14, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321 "2006-03-14T20:39:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/21 "2007-08-07T08:33:54Z")
[quote=“sureshot!,post:20,topic:9321"”] yes and it ruled… i was trying to remember it this morning… all i could recall was the punchline. and the people just c+p’ing off webpages are lame. ( yes phoenix 305. you are fucking lame. ) [/quote] thats simple dude, it was: What is the sound a dead baby makes in a blender? I don’t know i was too busy masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![Slopoke](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slopoke/32/7248_2.png) [@Slopoke](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slopoke)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/22 "2007-08-07T09:37:55Z")
wtf why am i laughing at this… ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/23 "2007-08-07T09:39:22Z")
[quote=“Slopoke,post:22,topic:9321"”] wtf why am i laughing at this… [/quote] it means ur normal 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/24 "2007-08-07T09:42:43Z")
whats worse? Finding 7 babies in one garbage can or 1 baby in 7 garbage cans? 🙂 :edit: shit didnt see someone posted this already…poo ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/25 "2007-08-07T09:48:00Z")
How do you make a little girl cry twice??? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/26 "2007-08-07T10:18:42Z")
i know this is in good fun and all. i think a better topic is dead white trash jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/27 "2007-08-07T10:23:17Z")
wow…you guys suck. Burn in hell bitches ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/28 "2007-08-07T10:28:14Z")
[quote=“Anonymity,post:26,topic:9321"”] i know this is in good fun and all. i think a better topic is dead white trash jokes. [/quote] like what? Why did Joe end up at the coroner’s office? Because his trailer collapsed on him while he was fucking his sister? That’s not funny at all. ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/29 "2007-08-07T10:28:18Z")
we need a thread with womens rights jokes… ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/30 "2007-08-07T10:29:11Z")
Why don’t women ski? Because there’s no snow between the kitchen and the bathroom. Slightly funnier. ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/31 "2007-08-07T10:30:23Z")
why did the women cross the road??? who the fck cares, what what she doing outta the kitchen what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes??? nothing you alrdy told her twice ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/32 "2007-08-07T10:42:45Z")
that reminds me of this gem i made a while back… ![http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/broads.jpg](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/broads.jpg) And heres zong picking his nose ![http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/webcam.jpg](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/webcam.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/33 "2007-08-07T10:46:33Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:32,topic:9321"”] And heres zong picking his nose ![http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/robhimself1/webcam.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/5/e54563f16a502b12dbee1cc3705481454d64db4c.jpeg) [/quote] omg my old office! and ringo star is in it with some asian dude picking his nose ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/34 "2007-08-07T10:49:32Z")
you mean that asian guy who never had dim sum and doesn’t use chop sticks? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/35 "2007-08-07T10:55:08Z")
thats my old office lol! and look at that mop headed freak, jk ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/36 "2007-08-07T11:07:44Z")
IM NOT PICKING MY NOSE GOD DAMNIT ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/37 "2007-08-07T11:26:49Z")
looks like a double penetration nose pick to me. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/38 "2007-08-07T12:46:20Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:28,topic:9321"”] like what? Why did Joe end up at the coroner’s office? Because his trailer collapsed on him while he was fucking his sister? That’s not funny at all. [/quote] getting there, i find more that white trash joke \> dead baby joke.(but some dead baby joke are funny- not tastful) try how do you starve white trash? hide thier food stamps , under thier work boots… something like that. but yes i understand some babies turn into white trash. ---
**Author:** ![HYBOOST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hyboost/32/5088_2.png) [@HYBOOST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYBOOST)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dead-baby-jokes/9321/39 "2007-08-07T13:59:26Z")
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