# Dear Abby

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 4, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599 "2006-12-04T13:56:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/1 "2006-12-04T13:56:26Z")

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Dear Abby

Maybe this is why it seems only women’s letters to Abby are printed…

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what  
could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my  
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.  
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I  
ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t  
know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always  
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she  
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a  
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and  
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again  
and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep  
down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out  
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the  
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole  
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my  
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be  
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the  
dealer?

Thanks,  
Eric

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/2 "2006-12-04T13:59:37Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/3 "2006-12-04T15:03:24Z")

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lol?

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**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/4 "2006-12-04T15:14:18Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/5 "2006-12-04T15:36:06Z")

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lawls…

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/6 "2006-12-04T16:19:09Z")

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Dear Eric,

```
          For quit some time now i have heard alot of these stories about men in the same situation as u and when it comes down to it we are all just human correct? We are not perfect in any aspect but yet feel that we are and have to be tied down to the same person for the rest of our lives after marraige.

```

Now that being said, i would just take the Harley back to the dealership for a warrenty repair and clean up ur oily mess with cat liter and ditch the hog…

Sincerely yours,

```
                Abby
```

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/7 "2006-12-04T16:32:25Z")

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:repost:

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**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/8 "2006-12-04T17:14:09Z")

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> [@3/25/07 crusie?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-25-07-crusie/26255/15):
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> 🤣

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**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-abby/186599/9 "2006-12-04T17:50:45Z")

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funny 🙂
