# Dear Administrator **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 8, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443 "2012-11-08T15:32:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/1 "2012-11-08T15:32:34Z")
Please stop deleting posts simply because one member instructs another to suck a cock. There is no reason for this kind of editorial behavior since it is not directed towards anybody on the moderation team. Sometimes, the only way to get a message across to another member is with the use of derogatory (yet harmless) statements. If you could simply stop editing posts in the Offbeat section in the future, and let people say as they please, the active member base would undoubtedly grow exponentially. Automotive-related forums should be policed, but please leave the off topic a free roam forum. Thanks, Shift518 Members less Ilya ---
**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/2 "2012-11-08T15:34:39Z")
Yo alpine… Suck a dick ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/3 "2012-11-08T15:34:46Z")
You need to understand: banter is banter, and it happens on the Internet. If you leave one forum open then there will be zero need to take this type of activity into a different section. Think about it for once before pressing that button you get such a hard on for. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/4 "2012-11-08T16:14:04Z")
EDIT: Nevermind, you aren’t worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/5 "2012-11-08T17:36:30Z")
I knew you’d get all riled up. Face it bro you care about Shift, 518, Shift518, and the Hurricane Sandy thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/6 "2012-11-08T18:36:07Z")
You’re a troll. One with nothing going for him it seems like as well. Why else would you sit on shift instigating and trolling, not only me, but other people? Constantly. Go eat some pills from your pill grab bag. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/7 "2012-11-08T18:44:37Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/8 "2012-11-08T19:04:06Z")
))==============D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/9 "2012-11-08T19:06:10Z")
> [@Subway Cookies...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subway-cookies/51014/7): > > You’re a troll. One with nothing going for him it seems like as well. Why else would you sit on shift instigating and trolling, not only me, but other people? Constantly. > > Go eat some pills from your pill grab bag. now telling somebody to go down a bunch of unknown pills would be ALOT more detrimental to their health than sucking a penis… just saying. lets get our priorities straight here… i srsly want that deleted. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/10 "2012-11-08T19:07:31Z")
on a serious note, id rather down a bunch of unknown pills than suck a penis. Ive never downed a bunch of unknown pills… ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/11 "2012-11-08T19:08:19Z")
I’d feel _much_ safer recreationally consuming pills with Alpine vs. going 100+ down 787 with Ilya and a tinted windshield. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/12 "2012-11-08T19:08:35Z")
> [@Subway Cookies...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/subway-cookies/51014/7): > > You’re a troll. One with nothing going for him it seems like as well. Why else would you sit on shift instigating and trolling, not only me, but other people? Constantly. > > Go eat some pills from your pill grab bag. Want to compare pay stubs? Keep it up you big fag, you’re going to get owned big time on the internets as you are not strong enough to compete in an internet argumentative fashion. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/13 "2012-11-08T19:09:34Z")
> [@Guys: What side does your D hang to?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guys-what-side-does-your-d-hang-to/50990/52): > > I’d feel _much_ safer recreationally consuming pills with Alpine vs. going 100+ down 787 with Ilya and a tinted windshield. :rofl Ilya is clearly going through life with a tinted windshield. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/14 "2012-11-08T19:10:49Z")
Moral of the story so far: always be sure of what you’re putting into your body. Only Ilya would be foolish enough to do something like eat/suck substances from an unknown source… ---
**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/15 "2012-11-08T19:10:50Z")
forum warz ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/16 "2012-11-08T19:12:13Z")
![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XZAwYx9_dA/Srjq2kq6l5I/AAAAAAAAASA/3uKdH3E9jVA/s320/GAY+COMPUTER.jpg](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XZAwYx9_dA/Srjq2kq6l5I/AAAAAAAAASA/3uKdH3E9jVA/s320/GAY+COMPUTER.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/17 "2012-11-08T19:12:56Z")
> [@LG Dare??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lg-dare/50910/34): > > ![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XZAwYx9_dA/Srjq2kq6l5I/AAAAAAAAASA/3uKdH3E9jVA/s320/GAY+COMPUTER.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/6/26712637d1ced0e9519c3fb39169263dbab0f3c0.jpeg) :rofl ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/18 "2012-11-08T19:15:04Z")
:ahh ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/19 "2012-11-08T19:21:46Z")
Id rather take a bullet than a penis ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443/20 "2012-11-08T19:26:43Z")
What if it was a bullet _in_ the penis? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-administrator/265443.md?page=2)